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Abrignac Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Nov 12 2014, 8:26 PM EST
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On my way home with a 3000 ct tower I found in craigslist.

Looks like it's time to on a shopping spree.

Brick wall
danmdevries Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Nov 12 2014, 8:41 PM EST
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So.. you're low.
mikey1597 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Nov 12 2014, 8:59 PM EST
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DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How much you give for it?
Abrignac Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Nov 12 2014, 9:09 PM EST
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Mike check your cell. I sent you a text.

Chill Dan!!!
jnichols Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Nov 12 2014, 9:27 PM EST
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I start to look at Towers etc, want one bad and then i open up the coolers in the basement and they read perfect every single time! My Wineador and my humi's on the other hand i always have to mess with them!

That being said I want a tower, that i can see into and grab what i want without the Tetris! lol
Abrignac Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Nov 12 2014, 9:44 PM EST
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jnichols wrote:
I start to look at Towers etc, want one bad and then i open up the coolers in the basement and they read perfect every single time! My Wineador and my humi's on the other hand i always have to mess with them!

That being said I want a tower, that i can see into and grab what i want without the Tetris! lol



This was a fluke. Bennie (bs_kwaj) posted a youtube the other day of his tower. I went on craigslist right afterwards watching it.

Bought it from a guy named Nick. He was super cool and is only 30 minutes away. We're gonna try to get together soon for a herf. I told him about CBid and texted him the link to this thread. Hopefully, he'll become a member of the community.

Herfing
99cobra2881 Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Nov 12 2014, 9:45 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
This was a fluke. Bennie (bs_kwaj) posted a youtube the other day of his tower. I went on craigslist right afterwards watching it.

Bought it from a guy named Nick. He was super cool and is only 30 minutes away. We're gonna try to get together soon for a herf. I told him about CBid and texted him the link to this thread. Hopefully, he'll become a member of the community.

Herfing



Haha he's gonna wanna buy it back!!
Buckwheat Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Nov 12 2014, 9:53 PM EST
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It's too late to stop now.
Abrignac Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Nov 12 2014, 10:16 PM EST
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Next item up, 5#'s of beads.....
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Nov 12 2014, 10:18 PM EST
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"Where does it stop?"

It stops when it ends...

It ends cold and hard. You, face down in a gutter, with a CI Mistakes Cohiba clenched between your teeth. The rain beats down on you like icy daggers in the deep black darkness of the night, piercing you to the bone. The noise of the cars on the nearby expressway drown out even your most inner thoughts of redemption. The din of humming engines and splashing tires is only interrupted by the piercing howl of a hungry mongrel dog searching for food in the night. You lie there, sucking on that cigar like it was your mamma's tit, gasping your last breaths, thinking "Fuck I really should have bought that platinum membership upgrade..." You slip slowly into unconsciousness and then death, your last sight being the vision of Trish and her henchman SvenR with his tobacco stained grin standing over you taunting you with the bloodied wheel of gouda cheese he bludgeoned you with. You feel the warmth of release slipping over you. Then darkness...
sd72 Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Nov 12 2014, 10:22 PM EST
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I thought Gouda was soft.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Nov 12 2014, 10:28 PM EST
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sd72 wrote:
I thought Gouda was soft.


It was well aged.
Abrignac Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Nov 12 2014, 10:28 PM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
"Where does it stop?"

It stops when it ends...

It ends cold and hard. You, face down in a gutter, with a CI Mistakes Cohiba clenched between your teeth. The rain beats down on you like icy daggers in the deep black darkness of the night, piercing you to the bone. The noise of the cars on the nearby expressway drown out even your most inner thoughts of redemption. The din of humming engines and splashing tires is only interrupted by the piercing howl of a hungry mongrel dog searching for food in the night. You lie there, sucking on that cigar like it was your mamma's tit, gasping your last breaths, thinking "Fuck I really should have bought that platinum membership upgrade..." You slip slowly into unconsciousness and then death, your last sight being the vision of Trish and her henchman SvenR with his tobacco stained grin standing over you taunting you with the bloodied wheel of gouda cheese he bludgeoned you with. You feel the warmth of release slipping over you. Then darkness...



Whew....I got a few more days....

I pm'd Trish. She's logging in right now to set me up for the "4 for the Price of 1 Club". Says it will add $3.75 to my monthly invoice.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Nov 12 2014, 10:37 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
Whew....I got a few more days....

I pm'd Trish. She's logging in right now to set me up for the "4 for the Price of 1 Club". Says it will add $3.75 to my monthly invoice.



It's all about the membership. If you're not platinum, you're just not safe.


It hurts to talk about, but, my cousin, Tom "Pacman357", he didn't heed the warnings about the upgrade. I begged him. He wouldn't listen. "I'm a public defender in two counties, nothing can happen to me. Not even Frank Nitti..."

Then SvenR happened. It was incredible. How could someone do that? It was... I just can't talk about it.
CelticBomber Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Nov 12 2014, 10:37 PM EST
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On a warm day it stops just above my knee;-p If it's chilly it stops a bit higher up on my thigh!
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Nov 12 2014, 10:38 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
On a warm day it stops just above my knee;-p If it's chilly it stops a bit higher up on my thigh!


Helluva gut you got there. Ever considered jazzercize? Or maybe just skipping the "pizza buffet lunch that could feed most of Africa" once in awhile?
Abrignac Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Nov 12 2014, 10:39 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
On a warm day it stops just above my knee;-p If it's chilly it stops a bit higher up on my thigh!


You need a snail with more endurance.
KingoftheCove Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Nov 12 2014, 11:16 PM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
"Where does it stop?"

It stops when it ends...

It ends cold and hard. You, face down in a gutter, with a CI Mistakes Cohiba clenched between your teeth. The rain beats down on you like icy daggers in the deep black darkness of the night, piercing you to the bone. The noise of the cars on the nearby expressway drown out even your most inner thoughts of redemption. The din of humming engines and splashing tires is only interrupted by the piercing howl of a hungry mongrel dog searching for food in the night. You lie there, sucking on that cigar like it was your mamma's tit, gasping your last breaths, thinking "Fuck I really should have bought that platinum membership upgrade..." You slip slowly into unconsciousness and then death, your last sight being the vision of Trish standing over you taunting you with the bloodied wheel of gouda cheese he bludgeoned you with. You feel the warmth of release slipping over you. Then darkness...

so..............what you're saying is, the last thing you get to see before you die, is a peak up La Princessa's dress??!!
uh..........I'm not sure what to think about that......it's ...um......
Think
ShanaC@CigarBid Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Nov 13 2014, 8:11 AM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
so..............what you're saying is, the last thing you get to see before you die, is a peak up La Princessa's dress??!!
uh..........I'm not sure what to think about that......it's ...um......
Think

Now, now ....Shame on you

That peak maybe your last heeheee haShhh
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Nov 13 2014, 8:38 AM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
so..............what you're saying is, the last thing you get to see before you die, is a peak up La Princessa's dress??!!
uh..........I'm not sure what to think about that......it's ...um......
Think


Freak.
delta1 Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Nov 13 2014, 12:48 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
On my way home with a 3000 ct tower I found in craigslist.

Looks like it's time to on a shopping spree.

Brick wall



Wow....looks like you are planning a VERY LONG road trip, Bro!!!
TrishS@CigarBid Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Nov 13 2014, 3:14 PM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
so..............what you're saying is, the last thing you get to see before you die, is a peak up La Princessa's dress??!!
uh..........I'm not sure what to think about that......it's ...um......
Think



King - sounds like your mind was in the gutter along with whomever TG was writing about.

tsk tsk tsk tsk
ZRX1200 Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Nov 13 2014, 3:16 PM EST
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Yeah KOC.....



Don't talk about my mom like that.
Palama Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Nov 13 2014, 3:58 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Yeah KOC.....



Don't talk about my mom like that.


Don't ya know, the rules don't apply to KOTC?
ZRX1200 Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Nov 13 2014, 4:15 PM EST
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They do now, mom is revoking his platinum membership.
delta1 Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Nov 13 2014, 5:27 PM EST
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I've noticed that KOTC has been unable to talk in complete sentences for awhile, and he's developed a stutter. I think that La Princessa, the dominatrix, has done something far more sinister than revoke his platinum membership privileges. I heard that CBid has perfected an app that allows them to send electric shock treatments through the internet to member's devices while they're on-line.
bs_kwaj Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Nov 13 2014, 9:33 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
On my way home with a 3000 ct tower I found in craigslist.

Looks like it's time to on a shopping spree.

Brick wall


Gotta start posting up some photos of the transition from cold and empty to cozy and full.....

Beer
Abrignac Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Nov 13 2014, 9:56 PM EST
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bs_kwaj wrote:
Gotta start posting up some photos of the transition from cold and empty to cozy and full.....

Beer



Oh, don't worry about that. I've got a "few" to put in it. I'm just waiting to get the humidity stabilized.
Palama Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Nov 13 2014, 9:59 PM EST
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Fixed it for ya:

Abrignac wrote:
Oh, don't worry about that. I've got a "few" to put in it. And I'm just waiting to get more from my fellow BOTLs / SOTLs to help me fill it up. Please don't be shy folks, send all that you don't want, I gots lots of room at the Abrignac Hotel.
danmdevries Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2014, 4:41 AM EST
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I went drunken underbidding last week. Between here and the other place I've got 5 boxes on the way.

I'm sure I can spare some stuffing to help fill the void.
KNOF Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2014, 11:36 AM EST
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Buckwheat wrote:
It's too late to stop now.


Yup what he said, lol.
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