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Poll Question : Who is MisterAshlie?
Choice Votes Statistics
Hank 10 32 %
Frank 5 16 %
Tank 0 0 %
dpnewell 1 3 %
CROS 2 6 %
SvenR 2 6 %
mattie 11 35 %
Total 31 100%

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Who is MisterAshlie?
namadio Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 11-24-2014
Posts: 1,545
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder
delta1 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 10,422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 8,480
It ain't me.
ZRX1200 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 45,684
CROS only dresses like a black Muslim broad with no arms or legs in a wheelchair.
jjanecka Online
#5 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 2,365
How the hell do yall spoof these profiles so fast. I was gonna try to do one today and got the name, phonenumber, email down but then I realised I needed an address too. :(
victor809 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 12,174
Dude it's easy.
None of that needs to be real.
Email needs to be real.
Credit card needs to be the correct format and number pattern (there are online number generators which will spoof cbid)

... pretty sure other than that you're good.

If you're really clever, you'll sign up with a real email... then change it in the profile later so you can use that same email again....

Caveat... it's been a while... cbid may have plugged some of these holes.
Mr. Jones Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 8,480
WHERE
IS

S.V.E.N.R.
@
These days....?

Was he banned from " the FORUM's "....

By
The
M.A.N.???
Speyside Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 3,647
Prayers sent.
victor809 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 12,174
Prayers intercepted
jjanecka Online
#10 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 2,365
Prayers tackled
cameroon Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 04-06-2014
Posts: 687
Prayers stolen by a Mexican reporter
tonygraz Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 8,450
Spaghetti and meatballs made. Ramen.
jjanecka Online
#13 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 2,365
Prayers were seized after a raid by the Texas Border Patrol Gunships in which an alleged Mexican Reporter was caught trying to cross the border illegally.
Herfing
delta1 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 10,422
God is going to make you guys pay...
victor809 Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 12,174
delta1 wrote:
God is going to make you guys gay...


...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 04-05-2015
Posts: 3,155
What if you give Him the fictional credit card info?
bgz Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 3,851
delta1 wrote:
God is going to make you guys pay...


You saying God has alligator arms?
frankj1 Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 16,144
my first poll, I am honored to be among such questionable characters.
patrickh44231 Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 09-24-2009
Posts: 1,489
Go Go Godzilla.
Bones33 Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 08-08-2013
Posts: 204
I would say ThunderGerbil.
jjanecka Online
#21 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 2,365
delta1 wrote:
God is going to make you guys pay...


That's why Jesus said "pray that you do not undergo the Test."

Besides, it all turned out well, the prayers were seized by TXDOT and have carefully been released on their way to Heaven.

Everything turned out ok!

God bless all y'all.
edin508 Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 06-19-2012
Posts: 4,517
How is it all you guys are sure that it is a spoof and not a real person?
frankj1 Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 16,144
truthfully, I thought it was for real.

nothing provocative was ever posted, never really any plays made for free smokes, difficult to maintain composure when a dozen horny anonymous fat bald guys start pounding on you to pull up your shirt.

doesn't matter much, but i thought she was real
jjanecka Online
#24 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 2,365
I felt that way too but the need to accuse Hank of creating a female profile overtook me and compelled my actions.
frankj1 Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 16,144
jjanecka wrote:
I felt that way too but the need to accuse Hank of creating a female profile overtook me and compelled my actions.

I thought hank was Mrs Hank...
KingoftheCove Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 3,892
frankj1 wrote:
truthfully, I thought it was for real.

nothing provocative was ever posted, never really any plays made for free smokes, difficult to maintain composure when a dozen horny anonymous fat bald guys start pounding on you to pull up your shirt.

doesn't matter much, but i thought she was real

Think
I thought.......since you was good wif wurds, dat you be smaht...

It was obvious, very early on. Go back and read some of "her" posts.
The one that sealed the deal for me was when "she" asked why they put jalapeños in cigars.
It's so obviously a dude trying to sound like a chick.
Only JadeRose is good at that..........in the dark..........in da van...........that's what Z said.
frankj1 Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 16,144
KingoftheCove wrote:
Think
I thought.......since you was good wif wurds, dat you be smaht...

It was obvious, very early on. Go back and read some of "her" posts.
The one that sealed the deal for me was when "she" asked why they put jalapeños in cigars.
It's so obviously a dude trying to sound like a chick.
Only JadeRose is good at that..........in the dark..........in da van...........that's what Z said.

ah, you have been misled cuz I'm like a genius...
but you forget, I am also like uh idiot.

delta1 Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 10,422
I also gave her the benefit of the doubt...but I also don't scrutinize, cold-shoulder, treat people with suspicion, doubt their motives, or assume they are rotten until they show that they deserve that treatment...

...reminds me of an incident at work years ago...there was a report of a man using the women's locker room at Santa Ana College. The man was reportedly in the dance class nearby. The instructor pointed at the suspect when I got there. The suspect was one of the most beautiful Filipino "girls" I had ever seen. I spoke with her outside, and she admitted she was transgender and in the process. She said she had breast augmentation already. I told her it was best that she dress in the men's room until she had the surgery... she said she would get beat up or worse...never saw her again...
victor809 Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 12,174
So hank is a beautiful Filipino transgender?
tripleguy Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 09-15-2011
Posts: 60
The unwillingness to post a photo of her flipping the bird is what sealed the deal for me. Moral high ground is one thing, a finger in the air to stop the conjecture and requests to hoist the top? I'd like to go on record that I never asked to see her breasts or vagine. On the other hand, a pic of her balloon knot would have made me a believer.
frankj1 Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 16,144
tripleguy wrote:
The unwillingness to post a photo of her flipping the bird is what sealed the deal for me. Moral high ground is one thing, a finger in the air to stop the conjecture and requests to hoist the top? I'd like to go on record that I never asked to see her breasts or vagine. On the other hand, a pic of her balloon knot would have made me a believer.

what were you required to show just to get along here?
bgz Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 3,851
At that point, cameroon I think already exposed her as a fake.

If the picture of the same chick came through flipping the bird, it would have been a done deal.

Again, the poster was already exposed as a fraud from posting a pic of someone else that lives in a completely different region in which the poster claimed to be from, and from a different time period.

At the very least, the poster was exposed as a liar, even if they were in fact female.. thus destroying any future credibility for that particular account holder.

It's not difficult to do what cameroon did, I was able to quickly find the exact same information (literally less than 2 minutes).

cameroon Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 04-06-2014
Posts: 687
frankj1 wrote:
what were you required to show just to get along here?


"Thick skin."

;)
tripleguy Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 09-15-2011
Posts: 60
frankj1 wrote:
what were you required to show just to get along here?


I must have passed the whiff test? Maybe I smell of sweaty balls and not of a musty box. But I suspect it had to do with garnering Mr. Jones seal of approval based on the prerequisite that I supply SSG FIELD CHIEF's GARY O'CONNER's c*ck ring, or something to that effect. RollEyes

I'm still working on that so I realize my super, secret probation period may be running out. I must make haste.

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tamapatom Offline
#35 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 6,346
Yes, you are on the right track. We are waiting for your report.
frankj1 Offline
#36 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 16,144
cameroon wrote:
"Thick skin."

;)

well that's true...
fishinguitarman Offline
#37 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2006
Posts: 65,855
Mattie hands down and she prolly has them
frankj1 Offline
#38 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 16,144
who voted for me!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#39 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 5,285
no idea....
frankj1 Offline
#40 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 16,144
opelmanta1900 wrote:
no idea....

didn't your mom and I teach you better than that?

she can never know of this, do you understand?
gummy jones Offline
#41 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 5,154
She was my noob :(
bgz Offline
#42 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 3,851
frankj1 wrote:
didn't your mom and I teach you better than that?

she can never know of this, do you understand?



frank says... ope, I am your father.
tamapatom Offline
#43 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 6,346
bgz wrote:
frank says... ope, I am your father.

Frank is Andy Griffith?????
kombat96 Offline
#44 Posted:
Joined: 04-12-2010
Posts: 9,020
delta1 wrote:
God is going to make you guys pay...



Well, you just turned this into an overbid thread.
LoL
frankj1 Offline
#45 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 16,144
tamapatom wrote:
Frank is Andy Griffith?????

so Andy Griffith is MisterAshlie?

How did I get more votes?
Palama Offline
#46 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 9,036
frankj1 wrote:
so Andy Griffith is MisterAshlie?

How did I get more votes?


I cast my vote for you FS! ThumpUp
frankj1 Offline
#47 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 16,144
I haven't voted yet. Waiting to see if my vote will make the difference
tonygraz Offline
#48 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 8,450
I used to work with a guy named Ashley - can't remember his first name- wait - it was Keith.
frankj1 Offline
#49 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 16,144
gummy jones wrote:
She was my noob :(

sorry so late, but that was very funny.
namadio Offline
#50 Posted:
Joined: 11-24-2014
Posts: 1,545
frankj1 wrote:
sorry so late, but that was very funny.

sorry so late, but giggity gummy bones
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