A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the
Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found the badly
mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch
alongside the road. A short distance up the road,
they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch
on the other side of the road, still barely alive.
They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and
asked him what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road,
armed to the teeth. I came across this heavily armed
Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and
shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying
piece of trash!'"
"He looked me right in the eye and shouted back,
'Bill Clinton, Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and most of
your Democrats are unprincipled, lying pieces of trash
too!'"
"We were standing there shaking hands when the truck
hit us..."
