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Last post 21 years ago by Homebrew. 3 replies replies.
Fox Reality TV screws up the perfect day.
Homebrew Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2003
Posts: 11,885
Man, my day was going perfectly. I got up around 10a.m. I sleep in on Mon. Got a shower, ate a breakfast of a grilled shrimp omlete, with hash browns and a magnolia. Met the mail lady to recieve another birthday present. Mowed the yard, while smoking a Maria Mancini Magic Mountain, good yard gar. Went to lunch, at the pub I worked through college at. There is where things went wrong. I am sitting at the bar, having a pint of Guinness, and a double banger with onions, and in walks this guy with a video camera and lights. Then in walks Paris Hilton, and Lionel Ritchies daughter. Here I am dressed in an old tie dye, jeans, and a dew rag, I was mowing the yard remember. Damn talking about catching the wrong side on camera. Oh well, the padron 3000 maddie was good anyway. Oh well Life happens.
Later
David W. Camp
Homebrew
P.S. No I will not tell where it is, they paid my tab to get me not to.
Later
Dave
E-Chick Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
HAHAHAHAH!

Ain't that a bitch!
rck_1 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 01-28-2003
Posts: 656
So homebrew,
can we expect a quick glimpse of you on national tele?
Homebrew Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2003
Posts: 11,885
Hey Ya'll, there is a good chance. I don't wanna be, but who knows. Time to go check out that jazz band, hope to hell the cameras are gone. I moved to the sticks to get away from that stuff.
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)
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