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#1 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 11:11 AM EST
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Feel free to add to the list guys (and Marla) ...

"Well, I might not be the best looking guy in the bar ... but I'm the only one talking to you ...."
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#2 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 11:18 AM EST
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You look like a woman who's heard every line in the book.... So one more won't hurt.
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#3 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 11:21 AM EST
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I liked the one I heard recently,

"You must be from Tennessee, cause you're the only 10 I see".
divnmyk Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 11:25 AM EST
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"Nice shoes. Wanna F***"?
RDC Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 11:36 AM EST
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Baby, as long as I've got a face, you've got a seat!
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#6 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 11:37 AM EST
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What do I get for $20?
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#7 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 11:39 AM EST
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"Geesh.... for a fat chick, you certainly don't sweat much...."
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#8 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 11:53 AM EST
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"... should I just call or nudge you in the morning?.."
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#9 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 11:58 AM EST
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"....well, I'm here, and your second wish is?..."
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#10 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 12:00 PM EST
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OKAY...everybody just do what I say and nobody gets hurt. X
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#11 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 12:03 PM EST
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".... ssshhhhh... say nothing ... just smile if you want to f*&k me ...."
RDC Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 12:05 PM EST
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Lay down baby, I think I love you!
plabonte Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 12:13 PM EST
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F@#$ me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Laqueekwa?
Todog Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 12:29 PM EST
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Roses are red, violets are blue...let's f***!
jd1 Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 12:29 PM EST
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..."Thanks for coming [sp]...or however which way you reacted"...
JonR Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 12:50 PM EST
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Do you play chess...No...er wanna f**k. JonR
E-Chick Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 1:03 PM EST
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[TODOG! Nice to see you again...where ya been?]

The best pick up line that I've ever heard was the one from Michael back in 1979...a mutual friend had just introduced us when Michael (who was in his van at the time) says to me, "I just installed some new speakers. You want to hear them? Get in..."

He then proceeded to drive away with me...I've been hooked ever since...
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#18 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 3:18 PM EST
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In 1977, in McDonalds, I said, "I'll have a burger extra pickles, fries, a coke, & your phone number". Patty was 15yrs old I was 18 we've been together ever since.

It was a lame line, but it worked ! ;>)

Mag
rayder1 Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 6:52 PM EST
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Would you like a drink....or just the money.
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#20 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 6:59 PM EST
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divnmyk - you stole mine, that's the best line ever!!

What's your name?! is the easy second one, and I couldn't think of anything else...
HarleyRed Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 8:24 PM EST
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Would you have sex with me for 1 million dollars?....YES.....Okay then just give me 20 bucks worth!
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 10:25 PM EST
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could you use an extra hundred?
bud451 Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, May 7 2003, 3:33 AM EST
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"If I said you have a nice body....would you hold it against me?"

or

"Sure I love you....you got any sisters?"
divnmyk Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, May 7 2003, 7:14 AM EST
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bud had me rolling with the sister line!!!
Excellent.
tailgater Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, May 7 2003, 7:17 AM EST
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If Monica looked like you, Clinton wouldn't have lied about it.
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#26 Posted: Wed, May 7 2003, 7:27 AM EST
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Here's a true one said by my now wife when I was in highschool: We were at Dairy Queen eating sundaes. Now, I hate nuts and I was picking them off my ice cream. She's not a big fan of cherries took her off with her spoon. She turned to me, held the spoon up and said, "I'll give you my cherry if you give me your nuts." Nuff said :)

KC
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#27 Posted: Wed, May 7 2003, 7:52 AM EST
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" .... what type of vacuum cleaner do you have ? ..."
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#28 Posted: Wed, May 7 2003, 8:32 AM EST
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Do you make like the birds at Capistrano? You know, Swallow? X
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#29 Posted: Wed, May 7 2003, 3:16 PM EST
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..."I wouldn't kick you out of bed...unless there was more room on the flooor!"...
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#30 Posted: Wed, May 7 2003, 3:53 PM EST
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Once my old man was dancing with one of the ladies at his Elks lodge. Being the flirtatious type and refering to his cologn, she said to him, "Lou, you smell so nice, what do you have on?" Being the smartass type he replied, "It's a hard-on Lucille but I didn't know you could smell it?"

True story.
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#31 Posted: Wed, May 7 2003, 4:36 PM EST
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When I was single and doing the Bar Scene's... I used this one quite often,Especially in a busy/crowded space...

when you make Eye Contact with the Woman... point to her and then turn your finger around and motion with it for her to come to you... if and when she does... lean up and tell her: I just wanted to see if I could make you come with one finger!!!!

I had them with that... or let them tell me that was Gross/Sick/pervert... but later as the drinks flowed and they thought about it... 90% of the time GOAL!!!!!!! GOAL!!!!!!!!!

and the other 10% a twenty to 50 spot always finished out the night!!!!

Laterzzzz
Hog
HarleyRed Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, May 8 2003, 4:20 AM EST
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I just fan 10 100 dollar bills out on the bar, at my age I dont have time to fool around with lines! LOL Hope the wife dont see this. I only used 5 on her!!
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#33 Posted: Thu, May 8 2003, 9:09 AM EST
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Do you have a mirror in your pockets? Cause I sure do see myself in your pants!!

Make sure you duck when you say this though and make sure their glass is empty!!
Iceman219 Offline
#34 Posted: Mon, May 12 2003, 1:21 PM EST
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
:)
BeatDragon Offline
#35 Posted: Mon, May 12 2003, 1:59 PM EST
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I dont say anything, I just sit there and lick my eyebrows.
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