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Iceman219 Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, May 20 2003, 12:49 PM EST
Joined: 07-13-2002
Posts: 204
12- Pack

A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.''
The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?''

The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.''

Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for.
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''

Spiny Norman Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, May 20 2003, 4:33 PM EST
Joined: 09-04-2002
Posts: 899
After years of research, scientist have discovered a food product that lowers the sex drive in women. ..........It's called.........

















































Wedding Cake!



Fatshotbud Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, May 20 2003, 5:39 PM EST
Joined: 03-31-2003
Posts: 782
It's hard to tell when they are in the mood. So my deal with the wife is to pull on it once if she's feeling amorous...pull on it 300 times if not.
eleltea Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, May 20 2003, 6:09 PM EST
Joined: 03-03-2002
Posts: 4,562
lmfao at Fatbud. 300 times. Better keep a supply of Ben Gay.

For her arm.
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