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One persons Plan for Peace
AZ-Ron Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 05-10-2003
Posts: 469
Robin Williams plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
>
> I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of one plan
for
> peace. " Books, not Bombs" won't work. The head mullahs won't let anyone
> read them. If they do, they poke their eyes out.
>
> Here's the plan:
>
> 1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
> affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them
> 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again.
>
> 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
> Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
> would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in
the
> fence.
>
> 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave.
> We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
> gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where
> they are. France would welcome them.
>
> 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
> unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
> allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide
here.
> Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab
> drivers.
>
> 5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't
> attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
>
> 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy
wise.
> This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will
> require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou
> will have to cope for a while.
>
> 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
> their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
>
> 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will
> not "interfere," They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
cement
> or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or
given
> to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any.
>
> 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the
spies
> and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless
> shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. Use the buildings as
> replacement for the twin towers.
>
> 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can
> call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
>
> 11)The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
tired,
> your huddled masses.'
> She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
>
> Robin Williams
P.S. I am not saying I agree or disagree with the opinion expressed by Mr. Williams. I merely posted it and allow you to form your own opinion on this matter. But for the lack of a better plan...... I would be willing to try it on a temporary basis and see what happens.
AZ-Ron
Homebrew Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2003
Posts: 11,885
Hey Ron,
Don't want to burst your bubble, but this has already been posted, and also, been discredited as a fraud. Robin Williams didn't write it.
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)
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