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Spiny Norman Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 09-04-2002
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Brothel Offers Free Sex to Returning Troops


Wed June 4, 2003 10:22 AM ET
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Talk about what you can do for your country!

In an unusual act of patriotism, a Nevada brothel is offering free sex to troops returning from the U.S.-Iraq war.

The Moonlite BunnyRanch in Nevada, a legal brothel, also plans to extend 50 percent discounts on sex to the military for the next few weeks, proprietor Dennis Hof told Reuters in a telephone interview on Tuesday.

Hof hit on his unique gesture for honoring U.S. troops when BunnyRanch star and former Playboy magazine centerfold Sunset Thomas was flooded with letters from the front lines.

"We were receiving about 20 letters a day," Hof said. "We thought, when these guys are done we'll do something special for them."

The first 50 servicemen and women through the door will receive a sexy knockoff of their military-issued "TA-50" kits of personal hygiene items. Instead of toothbrushes and soap, Hof's kits contain condoms, lubricant, an adult magazine and a certificate for free sex.

Thirteen men and three women in uniform have shown up so far to claim their gifts. All told, the free and discounted sex will cost Hof about $50,000 -- a worthy sacrifice, he said.

"We want to feel patriotic and feel we are doing something for our servicemen," he said. "If we owned a Dairy Queen we would be giving away free ice cream, but ... we own the sex capital of the world. What better way is there to give back?
jd1 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-14-2001
Posts: 3,118
LMAO!
jd1 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-14-2001
Posts: 3,118
HEHEHEHEHE! 14 yrs ago, I'd be out renting a uniform and heading to Vegas!!
choner Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 02-04-2003
Posts: 876
I like jd1's idea!

Does anyone have a uniform I can borrow? I hope my girlfriend doesn't hear about my request!

choner
usahog Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
I got a couple you can rent!!! but I also got Blow-up Dolls I rented out to fellow troops in Kuwait and Saudi while I was deployed... they come complete with their own Alcohol Pads!!! for a few cents more!!!

that was a one,two, and three bedroom housing....price went up per room additions!!!

How Da Hell you think I could pay for my Cigar Habit while Stuck in a Whole like them places????

LMFAO!!!!!

Hog
Homebrew Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2003
Posts: 11,885
ROTFLMAOA HOG,
:-)
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)
usahog Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
well Homebrew that statement could land me talkin to the OSI, CIA,FBI and the rest of their brothers and sisters!!!! but it was all in PUN and ment to be takin the way you seen it!!!!

their we're a couple of lady's doing Military time right now for the ventures they put their body's through while deployed though!!! Rumor has it they raised some 38,000 a peice on 120 day rotations!!!!!

how many houses could a person buy on Jack like That???

and them Poor SOB's goin home with more then they paid for to Boot!!!!!!!

Hog
Tobasco Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2003
Posts: 2,809


Do they rent military uniforms anywhere, like tuxedo's? I see a money making opportunity.... hehe!.... :>)

Mag
sketcha Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 03-26-2003
Posts: 3,238
God bless America! Land that I love, and the women that love our boys.
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