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tailgater Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Jun 19 2003, 3:36 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
6 women in Massachusetts won a lawsuit against a local golf course.
Seems the course used to give the men golfers all the good tee times, and the women could only play after 11:30 on Sundays, for instance.

The suit took many years and recenly the women won $1.9 million.
One of the recipients said it wasn't about the money.

What a load of crap.
Those slow-playing, red-tee hitting hackers do nothing but ruin the pace of the game.
If women want to be on the course they should be driving the beer cart.

Topless.

"Hootie" Tailgater...
DrMaddVibe Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Jun 19 2003, 3:40 PM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,635
Yeah, what he said!

Of course I'll have to judge whether they're "worthy" enough to drive the beer cart.

I mean, I don't want to be served a coldie by some flat-chested broad!

Red-tee hitting...snicker!
sketcha Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Jun 19 2003, 3:58 PM EST
Joined: 03-26-2003
Posts: 3,238
Do old ladies have to go topless. If so, I may just have to steer clear of that course.

Little old Ellen went to her physical after her 80th BDay. The doc found a problem. He said "Ellen, I'm afraid you have a heart condition and could go at any time."

"That's terrible!" She exclaimed. "Do you think I could have sex one more time before I go, my husband passed away many years ago and it's been so long."

"Well" he said "it will probably be the end of you. I just hope you would tell the gentleman so he knows what to expect."

"I will" she says and goes home.

That evening she gets herself all dolled up and heads to the local bingo night and sure enough, snares an elderly gentleman, handsome but just a little hard of hearing and brings him home. As they were undressing she remembers her promise.

"Oh" she says "I have to tell you. I have acute angina!"

To which he replies, "It's a good thing 'cuz you sure have ugly tits!"
Robby Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Jun 19 2003, 4:28 PM EST
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I spend a lot of time with my pants down between the white tees and the red ones...
sketcha Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Jun 19 2003, 5:23 PM EST
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Probably with little old ladies named Ellen right Rob?
tailgater Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Jun 19 2003, 5:26 PM EST
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Posts: 26,185
It's not called an "ass out"
Just unzip next time.
Unless you don't reach out beyond the confines of your golf shorts...
Robby Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Jun 19 2003, 5:50 PM EST
Joined: 10-30-2002
Posts: 5,067
I just like the liberating feeling of going commando in the tee box... Big Bert swaying in the breeze, doo dads a kimbo. Ahhh nature.
Tobasco Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Jun 19 2003, 6:57 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2003
Posts: 2,809


1.9 million for bad tee times!...Unfreakinbelievable!!...the justice system is all F****D UP!!... :>0

Mag
usahog Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Jun 19 2003, 7:39 PM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
Thats why I have always said they need to mix the Golf with the Trap and Skeet shooting!!!!! Then you'll see my A$$ on a golf course!!!!! never played the game in my life unless you count put-put as actual golf? then you'd see another happy gilmore stomping the **** out of a bob barker or visa-versa!!!

but I do feel sorry for you guy's who enjoy the game and then the women step in!!!!

here's the cure: just go home strip off naked and put an apron on... then you do the dishes, cook supper and tuck the kids in... don't say a damn word to the Mrs. and go bathe (sp) for an hour or two until she's just about out (sleeping) then you climb in bed and pop the ? XXX rated so ya'll have to email me for the Answer.... it's been Proovin!!!!!!!!

Hog
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