>Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more
>than 100% ?
>
>We have all been to those meetings where someone wants
>over 100%. How about achieving 103 %? Here is a
>little math that might prove helpful.
>
>What makes life 100%?
>
>If:
>
>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
>
>Is represented as
>
>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
>22 23 24 25 26
>
>Then:
>
>H A R D W O R K
>8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.
>
>K N O W L E D G E
>11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
>
>But,
>
>A T T I T U D E
>1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
>
>And,
>
>B U L L S H I T
>2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
>
>So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge
>will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and
>Bull**** will take you over the top.
>
>But look how far ass kissing will take you.
>
>A S S K I S S I N G
>1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.
>
>So the next time someone ask you to give more than
>100%, you know what is required of you.
