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So do not come bith@n to me. It was just too funny to this ol' Red Neck.

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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb," (fireworks are legal in
Alabama) "light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi, and West Virginia.

Way too funny...I had forgotten that one! Thanks!

A guy from Georgia and a guy from Alabama are driving down the road. The guy from Georgia says, you know they can tell you're from Georgia or Alabama just by speaking to you. They guy from Alabama is incredulous...

The guy from Georgia pulls over at a road side market(they're in Florida) The man walks in and says, "I'll have some naners, some maters, and some taters" (translation, bananas, tomatoes, and potatoes.) The man behind the counter says, you're from Georgia aren't you?

They get back in the car, drive down the road, finally the guys from Alabama can’t stand it anymore, he screams PULL OVER! He runs in to the store, goes up to the counter and says, "I'll have some naners, some maters, and some taters", the man behind the counter says, you’re from Alabama aren’t you! The man can’t believe it and says YES! HOW DID YOU KNOW! The clerk looks at him and says, “this is a hardware store…”

Guys,

Thanks for the morning laughs.