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Mankinds Most Important Discoveries
Mrs. Usahog Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 02-06-2003
Posts: 405

Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.

Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.

Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.

Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented diet.

Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage.

Man discovered woman, invented sex.
Woman discovered sex, invented headache.

Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, man was all screwed up after that.

Thought I would boost the mens egos today!! LOL

Mrs. Usahog

plabonte Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 09-11-2000
Posts: 2,131
How about

Man discovered tobacco, invented cigars
woman dicovered cigars, invented garage for him to smoke them in.
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