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DrMaddVibe Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Aug 21 2003, 10:52 AM EST
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Why in the world would I want to smoke ass? I've had the serious displeasure to smoke some that tasted like open ass, but why would a marketing weenie come up with such a dumbass idea?
al'Thor Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Aug 21 2003, 11:06 AM EST
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Someone bought them, didn't they??

Unfortunately, I have some friends who would be more impressed with a cigar like that than a PAM....

"....heh,heh...it says 'ass'....heh,heh..."
Slimboli Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Aug 21 2003, 11:30 AM EST
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... becasue they are hoping it will attract the 'm-asses'?
eleltea Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Aug 21 2003, 12:07 PM EST
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Ass is not a bad word. It is the word for a beast of burden often mentioned in the Bible. Ass is to arse as dang is to damn. Arse was only a vulgar word because it was Anglo-Saxon and only "pure" French was spoken by English royalty at one time. Arse and derriere mean exactly the same thing. One is nice (French) and one is vulgar (Anglo-Saxon or English). To which I say bull merde.
xibbumbero Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Aug 21 2003, 12:31 PM EST
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What I find interesting is how someone would know what ass tasted like. Either the human arse or beast of burden. X :~)
spence28 Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Aug 21 2003, 12:37 PM EST
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I was so hungry once I would have eaten the ass out of a dead skunk....but I got over it.
xibbumbero Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Aug 21 2003, 12:45 PM EST
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Yeah but what about your breath after you finished eating. X :~)
wer Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Aug 21 2003, 2:26 PM EST
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Hey Ethan, I've got some Big Butts - think your friends would like those? I'd be happy to send them to you. Of course, I'm happy to take PAMs in return. lol
spence28 Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Aug 21 2003, 6:17 PM EST
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x,
nothing a good cigar couldn't take care of!!
egruff Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Aug 21 2003, 7:05 PM EST
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Wow - when I read the title of the thread, I was going to suggest sitting in a pail of cold water or maybe some Preparation H. I can honestly say that I have had the dubious pleasure(?) of smoking what might have been ass rolled in a wrapper. I won't mention the brands, but I'm sure most of you can guess at them.

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Tobasco Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Aug 21 2003, 8:08 PM EST
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eleltea

Your post looks like it was written by Slim...hehe!

Mag
jjohnson28 Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Aug 21 2003, 9:32 PM EST
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Good one Mag I noticed that too...LOL
Slimboli Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Aug 22 2003, 5:01 AM EST
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Great minds think alike ... ;^)
eleltea Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Aug 22 2003, 7:44 AM EST
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Mag and JJ, I take that as a compliment. Thanks.
jjohnson28 Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Aug 22 2003, 6:03 PM EST
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Why thank you Slim. Mag and I appreciate that.
Slimboli Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Aug 22 2003, 6:10 PM EST
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ROTFLMAO!!! Now THAT was Jimbo at his best ... in his true form ...

... pretty funny, dude ... that one took me totally by surprise ... LOL!
jjohnson28 Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Aug 22 2003, 6:12 PM EST
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LOL!
Tobasco Offline
#18 Posted: Sat, Aug 23 2003, 6:00 AM EST
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I guess only great minds can recognize other great minds, right JJ?... hehe!

Mag
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