HEY!!
Pinch him and see if he moves.
WAKE UP!
Say Mrs. Smith, that's a really nice dress you're wearing.
What's that? Nah, he can't hear us.
By the time he wakes up he won't even know that I took these...I'll replace them...Honest!
Bye Billy, how you get better, er sooner, yeah sooner.
You guys SURE he can't hear us?