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MaryKate and Ashley Olsen minty goodness...
chipslave Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-19-2003
Posts: 3,145
The Olsen twins will now have their mugs on toothpaste. Someone please shoot me!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=796&ncid=799&e=2&u=/eo/20030827/en_celeb_eo/12390
RDC Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2000
Posts: 5,874
Arrgghh! Save a bullet for me!
plabonte Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 09-11-2000
Posts: 2,131
Are they old enough yet so that its socially acceptable for me to want to see them in Playboy?
chipslave Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 06-19-2003
Posts: 3,145
Well... they are 17 so its pretty close. There are several websites that have countdown timers to their 18th birthday. Its all weird to me. My guess is that they will end up in porn sometime soon...
Intel Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 06-24-2002
Posts: 546
At 18 they will be doing cheese soft porn, with Mickey Roarke
plabonte Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 09-11-2000
Posts: 2,131
Sounds good to me...except the part about Mickey Roarke.
Stickbow Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 01-16-2003
Posts: 870
Those little girls have built a billion dollar empire. I can't look at them. I still see the little girls on Full House. I must be getting old. I remember when I would look at the daughter when she was with her mother. As I got older I looked at the mother. Well guess what? I am up to grandma now. I guess I am aging like a fine cigar. Either that or an old sock....
RDC Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2000
Posts: 5,874
I remember seeing them standing in the crib wearing nothing but diapers. They were babies.

Now I'd like to see them in my crib wearing only panites. Is that wrong? They are of age now, so I guess it's ok.

What's that old saying... Old enough to bl..d, old enough to breed.

I need to go take my medication now, bye...


DrMaddVibe Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,647
I thought it was...

Old enough to go to the store...old enough to get bre(a)d.

I might have it wrong...
rastusmcnair Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 03-01-2003
Posts: 1,845

Kind of funny,isn't it? When those 42 year old "Grandmas" get to be hot younger babes!
plabonte Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 09-11-2000
Posts: 2,131
I thought it was "If there's hair on the infield...PLAY BALL!"
rayder1 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 06-02-2002
Posts: 2,226
Eeeew. No...not a good rule. Unless you are in Thailand.
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