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Picture of Goathead50 without his helmet
teedubbya Offline
#151 Posted:
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Hi goat
blackfoot11 Offline
#152 Posted:
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where'd the little **** run off to now?
qmechanics Offline
#153 Posted:
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Hi
This is so sad I almost feel guilty about saying anything about the poor boy. Did Mr. Goat hit it in desparation of unseen proportions to produce this child? I shutter to think about such things.
Q

It makes one think twice about the phrase "I'd hit it"
doesn't it?
qmechanics Offline
#154 Posted:
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Hi
This is so sad I almost feel guilty about saying anything about the poor boy. Did Mr. Goat hit it in desparation of unseen proportions to produce this child? I shutter to think about such things.
Q

It makes one think twice about the phrase "I'd hit it"
doesn't it?
Goathead50 Offline
#155 Posted:
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Author: blackfoot11 Date: 01/14/2008 10:41 PM Reply
where'd the little **** run off to now?


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Who you calling little?
blackfoot11 Offline
#156 Posted:
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in refference to the pic...............
blackfoot11 Offline
#157 Posted:
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lighten up francis...........
ARN Offline
#158 Posted:
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Q felt so bad about saying it, he said it twice...LOL!
teedubbya Offline
#159 Posted:
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proof that Goats mamma had an ugly stick and used it often
Goathead50 Offline
#160 Posted:
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Proof that you are my daddy!!!!
teedubbya Offline
#161 Posted:
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bout time you figured that out son

yo mamma was hot in the day.... KINKYYYYYYYY I'm telling you
Goathead50 Offline
#162 Posted:
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I Know!!!!
Goathead50 Offline
#163 Posted:
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Later POP!
teedubbya Offline
#164 Posted:
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get a coat...

and cover your head with it
Goathead50 Offline
#165 Posted:
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See you are classless. This poor individual plainly picked off some site on the internet, has become yet another unfortunate one to be picked on by a classes society. My coat has become very thin. I feel sorry for this guy and others like him. We all should feel ashamed to make fun of an individual's miss fortune. I think we all should stop for a moment and ask ourselves why.















You buying me a new coat POP?
Ram27 Offline
#166 Posted:
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Yes why are we such ignorant ????
Poor little guy ???? LOL
He will kick all your azzes at Cigar Fest.
teedubbya Offline
#167 Posted:
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I'm sorry I hurt goats feelings by posting his picture. I'm also sorry he is speaking in third person rather than just admitting he is a god ugly mofo
Goathead50 Offline
#168 Posted:
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MY COAT WITH YOU IS WEARING THIN TW! LOL!!!
teedubbya Offline
#169 Posted:
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goats coat must be made of sheepskin.... next time try latex... more effective
Goathead50 Offline
#170 Posted:
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No it is made of Ram wool.
Ram27 Offline
#171 Posted:
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Goat will HOLD UP just fine.
Bring it on pop.......
Whose your Daddy ?????
teedubbya Offline
#172 Posted:
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I really dunno. I'm adopted
Goathead50 Offline
#173 Posted:
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Yeah. Bring it on POP. I've got big shoulders!
teedubbya Offline
#174 Posted:
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topped for goat
Ram27 Offline
#175 Posted:
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Maybe he is what coopers toy wheels go on????
Ram27 Offline
#176 Posted:
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Up we go Goat^^^^^
teedubbya Offline
#177 Posted:
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just his head
Goathead50 Offline
#178 Posted:
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Topped for me
qmechanics Offline
#179 Posted:
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Hi
In post 165 we heard one the most heroic pleas ever to grace a computer screen. Yes many are not aware of the disease that afflicts this man. It is known simply as Goatitus. The inflammation of vital tissues and organs, the beady eyes, the distorted face, the delusion of one’s chances with beautiful women etc., leads one to only one conclusion Goatitus. But if that is not enough evidence there also appears to be secondary symptoms like wanting to type,” I'd hit it” every time, shall we say, a flesh toned woman passes by; Even though there isn't much of a chance of that happening. So let’s stop this feud once and for all. Goathead deserves our support and sympathy not derisive comments.
Q
qmechanics Offline
#180 Posted:
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In post 165 we heard one the most heroic pleas ever to grace a computer screen. Yes many are not aware of the disease that afflicts this man. It is known simply as Goatitus. The inflammation of vital tissues and organs, the beady eyes, the distorted face, the delusion of one’s chances with beautiful women etc., leads one to only one conclusion Goatitus. But if that is not enough evidence there also appears to be secondary symptoms like wanting to type,” I'd hit it” every time, shall we say, a flesh toned woman passes by; Even though there isn't much of a chance of that happening. So let’s stop this feud once and for all. Goathead deserves our support and sympathy not derisive comments.
Q
qmechanics Offline
#181 Posted:
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Of course we could try to hit 200 with 20 more posts?
Best
Q
Lizardo Offline
#182 Posted:
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A guy I went to school with DID stuff a shotgun under his chin and pull the trigger, but he had tilted his head to far back to all he did was permantly remove his nose, teeth and lower jaw.

Thats the first thing I thought of when I saw this photo. The guy lived, didn't even loose conciousness, his mother found him lying in her driveway after hearing the gun shot, she promptly called 911 and the VFD and Rescue squad arrived, I was on the VFD at the time.

For months, if not years afterwards, he looked very much like this guy, only with a hole under his chin and no teeth.

Sad.

It is decidedly uncool to make fun of someone like this if you ask me, he obviously has some problems.
teedubbya Offline
#183 Posted:
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sorry for being uncool,


but this did come from a sex offenders registry and he is the offender. I'm not all that interested in being kind to the man, who's name coincidently is

Goat Ted
teedubbya Offline
#184 Posted:
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and he is FUGLY
Goathead50 Offline
#185 Posted:
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My Name is Goat Mike.
teedubbya Offline
#186 Posted:
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ted is a common nickname for mike.

I knew this was eoither you or lizardo. Now I know it is you.
Goathead50 Offline
#187 Posted:
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http://goatheads.net/index.html
teedubbya Offline
#188 Posted:
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Didn't see your pic in there. Do you need a specially designed tricycle to ride?
teedubbya Offline
#189 Posted:
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and doesn't your big ol melon throw your balance off?
Goathead50 Offline
#190 Posted:
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You may have seen me there.
teedubbya Offline
#191 Posted:
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nope. no one looking like you (as shown above) turned up. The pic above will always be you to me.
Goathead50 Offline
#192 Posted:
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Thanks POP.
teedubbya Offline
#193 Posted:
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I picture you as above and your voice (which I hear in my head while reading your posts) sounds like a combinaiton of Bea Aurther, Rip Taylor, Richard Simmons and Lamar from revenge of the nerds.
Goathead50 Offline
#194 Posted:
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You are hearing voices in your head? Get help now!
teedubbya Offline
#195 Posted:
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everyone in here has a voice when I read their posts.

MACS is a combo of Rip Torn and Freddy Mercury
Goathead50 Offline
#196 Posted:
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You couldn't be more wrong about mine. BaBaBa
teedubbya Offline
#197 Posted:
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Ram sounds like schneider from one day at a time.
Ram27 Offline
#198 Posted:
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Hey watch it tee......
Ram27 Offline
#199 Posted:
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I just waited for you........
teedubbya Offline
#200 Posted:
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I don't think its on anymore or I would
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