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Smokey J Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 09-18-2000
Posts: 49
If you could have anyone's head on a platter, whose head would it be? I would go for Don King. I think he destroyed boxing, and it would look cool under glass. Maybe I would stuff a Flor de Todo in his mouth as a final insult.
wanyburger Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 07-21-1999
Posts: 665
now this is a funny thread.
rookie139 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 03-02-2000
Posts: 2,149
We have a winner!...Weirdest post of the year on this site!...LOL..Actually, I'd like to have Sting's(the singer from the Police) head on a platter for the simple fact that my wife absolutely loves the guy and I'd love to see her face when I lift the dome off the platter and she sees her idol's lifeless head staring at her...LOL..Gore's head comes in a VERYCLOSE second...Do I win the second weirdest post on this site award?
CL Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2000
Posts: 855
My vote goes to O.J.; but I wouldn't be upset if the authorities interpreted my vote to really have been intended for Gore.
hegemonic Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 01-17-2000
Posts: 1,294
LMAO guys! My list would be too long to post here, but the front-runners are Hillary and ALL boy bands ('NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, 98degrees, etc).
mark Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 08-03-1999
Posts: 143
Rob Reiner
rookie139 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 03-02-2000
Posts: 2,149
ANother one I'd like to add to my expanding list is that Mumia guy, the cop-killer from Philadelphia that is currently on death row that all the celebs are celebrating as an innocent man even though numerous witnesses including his own brother saw him shoot the cop and was holding the gun while standing over the body when the police arrived...Big run-on sentence there..Maybe this one should've been in the Political Section
Hansen Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 03-11-2000
Posts: 444
I'm in for the boy bands. God I hate those. Tossers!
bud451 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 09-11-2010
Posts: 2,237
I'd second O.J. and add Rosy Odonnell (sp?)....although it would have to be a mighty big platter!
jjohnson28 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 09-12-2000
Posts: 7,914
Got to go with Rob Reiner AKA:Meatless and Rosy Odonnell AKA:Meaty

gsu_guy_21 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 02-03-2000
Posts: 58
My pick is.. tha reverend Jackson.. Jesse that is. The guy is always trying to stir it up somewhere. He's going to start a damn civil rights riot in Florida even after Algore concedes. I believe the line is, the most dangerous place to be is between Jesse Jackson and a camera.
esplendidoschick Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 09-22-2000
Posts: 417
Terrorist who kill our military men and women, Hillary, Gore, OJ, Jackson, Geppart-sp?, Al Sharpton, Daytime talkshow hosts; esp. Oprah, Ellen, Larry King, Tom Brokaw, Dan Rather, et al, Christopher Reeves, Bob Villa (for old reruns-I need new stuff), Allan Dershwitz-sp?, Geraldo, Cop killers (that's for you rookie), Howard Stern lately (old stuff was better), Dion Warwick for singing and also for starting that psyhcic friends crap, Whitney Houston, Louis Anderson, Jane Fonda, a majority of the employees who've worked for me over the past 18 years, all Elvis impersonators, ANYONE driver under 65 MPH in the lane in front of me (my car COASTS at 65), the San Diego Chargers (except Seau), the 13 year old @$$hole that had the worst mouth and attitude at the skateboard park recently. Jerk! People who are weak and living in THE PAST, Any clerk that can't count back change without calling their manager or speak English or speak it clearly enough for me to understand them, the person who invented having to come home from vacations, the person who constructed this site for NOT including a spell-check icon (that's for Usahog), Metallica for trying to take away my napster (my screenname is yah-mon), anyone who won't hold the door as I approach or anyone who doesn't say thank you when I (always) hold a door for them, and finally but not least, the tree-hugging/granola eating/Democrats next door. That's just for starters! Need I go on? WOW did THAT feel good...can you tell I'm PMS'ing?
shooter Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 05-11-2000
Posts: 150
E-chick...I'm ROTHLMAO!!!!!!! GREAT LIST!!!!!
Smokey J Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 09-18-2000
Posts: 49
Wow, maybe we should start a box full of heads and mail them around. I don't think that falls under the RICO act. We could trade for our favorites. I could definately use Rosie O'donnell to scare away soliciters...and maybe attract a lipstick lesbian or two.
esplendidoschick Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 09-22-2000
Posts: 417
Smokey, you're one sick puppy...
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