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kccody Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Sep 3 2003, 8:40 AM EST
Joined: 03-19-2007
Posts: 610
LOST WIVES ..........

Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide.

One says to the other, "I'm sorry - I was looking for my wife."

"What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little
desperate."

"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"

"She's tall, with long hair, long legs, firm boobs and a tight ass.

What's your wife look like?"


"Never mind, let's look for yours!"



kccody Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Sep 3 2003, 8:44 AM EST
Joined: 03-19-2007
Posts: 610
The Hussein Family Tree


Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:
Sooflay ..................the restaurateur
Guday................... the half-Australian brother Huray.................... the sports fanatic
Kuntay & Kintay........the twins from the African mother
Sayhay....................the baseball player
Ojay........................the stalker / murderer
Gulay.......................the singer / entertainer
Ebay.......................the internet czar
Biliray......................the country music star
Ecksray...................the radiologist
Puray.......................the blender factory owner Regay......................the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay......................the one with bad hair:

Among the sisters:
Pusay.......................the 'loose' 22 yr old
Lattay........................the coffee shop owner
Bufay.........................the 300 pound sister
Dushay......................the clean sister
Phayray.....................the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway..................the grocery store owner
Ollay..........................the half-mexican sister
Gudlay........................the prostitute

kccody Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Sep 3 2003, 9:23 AM EST
Joined: 03-19-2007
Posts: 610
My First Time:


The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time

Milking a cow!
plabonte Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Sep 3 2003, 9:26 AM EST
Joined: 09-11-2000
Posts: 2,131
I didn't know that cows had blue eyes.
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