JD,
In all seriousness...we give you a lot of hell that in our perspective...you bring on yourself. However, being a BOTL that I am, I have a sure fire way for you to settle into the graces of the forum and get along nicely....
....start your own ISOM/Super Premium box pass. I will volunteer to help you and will be the first one on the list that you pass it to...just to make sure you set it up correctly.
Rule one in starting a box pass...put in great sticks; 15-25
Rule two...Insure the F*CK out of it!!!!
Just a suggestion. Then again, you can continue to be an overeducated bullsh*t artist (see "History of the World, Part I).