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Celebrating Festivus
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FotoFavoloso Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Dec 15 2000, 5:09 PM EST
Joined: 04-16-2006
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I've chosen my cigar that I will smoke to celebrate the Holiday of Festivus.....now I need to decide on the what I will perform as my feat of strength. Anybody have an tall metal pole I can borrow. I've already aired my grievences over a shipment of dry 5 Vega Robusto's. Happy Festivus everyone!!!
jcrimmins Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Dec 16 2000, 5:15 AM EST
Joined: 04-26-2000
Posts: 787
Serenity Now!!!
bud451 Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Dec 16 2000, 5:17 AM EST
Joined: 09-11-2010
Posts: 2,237
Giddeup!
rookie139 Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Dec 16 2000, 12:49 PM EST
Joined: 03-02-2000
Posts: 2,149
What the heck are you guys talking about???
johnnyboy Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Dec 16 2000, 8:48 PM EST
Joined: 10-23-2000
Posts: 3
Happy festivus? I thought that I was smuggling in real Cubans but now I have a house full of crepe rolling Dominicans! No festivus for me.
jcrimmins Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Dec 17 2000, 4:26 AM EST
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I am the master of my own domain.
Serenity Now!!!
rookie139 Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Dec 17 2000, 12:01 PM EST
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Posts: 2,149
????....Did I miss something?...
jcrimmins Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Dec 17 2000, 2:18 PM EST
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I do all my Festivus shopping at J. Peterman.
Yada Yada Yada!!!
jcrimmins Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Dec 17 2000, 5:46 PM EST
Joined: 04-26-2000
Posts: 787
I ran into an old girlfriend while Festivus shopping today. I couldn't remember her name. I knew her name sounded like a female body part. And it wasn't Mulva.
It finally came to me: Delores. Happy Festivus everyone!!
jjohnson28 Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Dec 17 2000, 6:52 PM EST
Joined: 09-12-2000
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Jerry Seinfeld.What do I win?
bud451 Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Dec 19 2000, 3:08 AM EST
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Call Art Vandilea....he'll inform you.
hegemonic Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Dec 19 2000, 8:32 AM EST
Joined: 01-17-2000
Posts: 1,294
God how I hate Seinfeld...
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