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RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Sep 28 2003, 4:49 AM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
knock, knock.


whose there?


i want to be your new governer.


my new governer who?


SURPRISE, IT'S ARNIE.


arnie, who is to chicken **** to appear on the larry king show, the mildest and tamest interviewer who is usually faulted because he NEVER asks tough questions.

tell me what in arnie's background, other then failing at a business adventure, gives him any experience to do the job. i wan't estimates from at least two contractors before i get my house painted.

never mind the plan's, the talk, the BS. tell me what you have done. i can get better promises from a $10.00 hooker.

before you tell me what you are going to do, tell me what you have done.
B Naked Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Sep 28 2003, 5:37 AM EST
Joined: 10-30-2003
Posts: 85
Forget the politics...I wanna know where I can get a hooker for $10 :)
Tobasco Offline
#3 Posted: Sun, Sep 28 2003, 8:22 AM EST
Joined: 02-08-2003
Posts: 2,809

Rick, put the bottle of Vodka down, and slowly step away from your computer...

Mag
usahog Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Sep 28 2003, 9:15 AM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
Panama Brandon... the Country not the City....

Good Luck because the U.S. has no Presence there any longer... might get more then 1 hooker for 10 bucks...

Hog
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Sep 28 2003, 9:25 AM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
Magnafide

i found a place in vegas that sells tito's vodka. very nice vodka. better then the stoly i was drinking.
Homebrew Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Sep 28 2003, 9:51 AM EST
Joined: 02-11-2003
Posts: 11,885
Hey Rick,
If you can find it, try Stark vodka. I have never seen it in the U.S. But it is the nicest vodka, I have ever tasted. I have only had it in Prague, and when a find from Prague sends it to me, about once a year. hmmmm getting close to that time.
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)
Homebrew Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Sep 28 2003, 9:52 AM EST
Joined: 02-11-2003
Posts: 11,885
oooops that was FRIEND from Prague.
usahog Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Sep 28 2003, 9:56 AM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
Kettle One is the smoothest Vodka I've ever drank....

Hog
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