This is to freakin funny.
Included....
Box of Ram Rod Bourbon Blended Cigars
(these things smell horrible)
1 Rainbow Sticker Cowboy.
1 D*ck Shaped sucker...Strawberry Flavor
1 Monster smoke 10x60
oh and a note that reads
Howdy Partner,
I wanted to indroduce (yes that is how it is spelled) myself properly by sending out a little cowboy style package. My name is Richard Rodny Johnson. My friends call me Rod. I hope you enjoy this little Valentines gift. I bartend at the Club One in Savannah. Some guy cam in talking all about CBID and passed your address along to me. I you are ever in the area stop on by and say hello.
Love,
Rod
ROTFLMAO, so sweet. I am touched....