Three baseball fans are walking to Fenway Park for a Red Sox - Yankees playoff game, and they come upon a foot sticking out of some bushes. Further inspection by the three reveals a dead-drunk, naked woman.
One man places his Orioles cap on her right breast.
The Red Sox fan places his Red Sox cap on her left breast.
And then the Yankee fan places his Yankee cap over her crotch.
They then called the police.
When the cop arrives on the scene, he lifts the Orioles cap and makes a few notes. He then lifts the Red Sox cap and makes a few more notes. Then he lifts the Yankee cap, puts it down, lifts it again and puts it back down.
When he lifts it a third time, the Yankee fan asks, "What are you doing? Are you some kind of pervert?" The cop answers, "I was just confused. Usually when I see a Yankee cap, there's an **** under it."
