I always wondered about that...
1) Can you cry under water?
2) How important does a person have to be
before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3) Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat
round?
4) Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...
but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Where's that extra penny going?
5) Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck for eternity wearing
the clothes you were buried in?
6) Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
7) What did 'cured' ham actually have?
8) How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
9) Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up like every two hours?
10) If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called
a hearing?
11) Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
12) Why do people pay to go up tall buildings
and then put money in binoculars to look at things
on the ground?
13) How come we choose from just two people for
President and fifty for Miss America?
14) Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
15) If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does
he/she call?
16) If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
17) If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
and finally...........................................
18) Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
