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kccody Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 3:30 AM EST
Joined: 03-19-2007
Posts: 610
Q: How many posters to a web forum does it take to change a light bulb?

Answers:

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

2 to post reasons why the light bulb burning out is the result of a government conspiracy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

43 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs"

1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
SP Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 4:55 AM EST
Joined: 07-16-2003
Posts: 609
^ Very witty.........and it is light bulb, cuz I did a Google search..
jd1 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 6:10 AM EST
Joined: 02-14-2001
Posts: 3,118
Kewl! and we can get this one out of the way too:

http://www.eskom.co.za/customers/electricitytips/changealightbulb_content.html
BeatDragon Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 6:39 AM EST
Joined: 02-28-2003
Posts: 4,754
What kind of MORRON, wold spell "Kewl" lik thaat.

What are yo som kind of malcontant, nonconfirming, indipendent, no wing, cigar smokker!

MY GOD MAaN!

In the futur wuld yu pleese use thee splel checkar BEEFOUR yu poest!
jd1 Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 6:41 AM EST
Joined: 02-14-2001
Posts: 3,118
LOL @ Beat! yup.
xibbumbero Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 7:24 AM EST
Joined: 01-25-2002
Posts: 12,535
LOL at all youse guyz. X
al'Thor Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 8:39 AM EST
Joined: 06-17-2003
Posts: 2,793
didn't we already see this post a little while ago??
mpingree Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 9:19 AM EST
Joined: 07-23-2003
Posts: 179
You left off the rest of us 100+ who just read the post and then fire up a good stick and who really cares ? :)
plabonte Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 9:22 AM EST
Joined: 09-11-2000
Posts: 2,131
Don't forget the 29 post from Newbies asking if the cello should stay on or be taken off the lightbulb.
JustDanD Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 9:31 AM EST
Joined: 02-27-2003
Posts: 748
I prefer the yellow bulbs when I'm outside. It just seems to keep the bugs away better than the white. Just my .02
tarheel4lyf Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 11:03 AM EST
Joined: 09-23-2002
Posts: 2,543
pleas type your posts in something like outlook or word and then use "spell checker" before making these posts
spence28 Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 12:25 PM EST
Joined: 07-24-2003
Posts: 143
tar,
i hope that was a joke
eleltea Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 4:07 PM EST
Joined: 03-03-2002
Posts: 4,562
Why don't you read the C-Bid rules before posting stuff like this. Sheeeeeesh.
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