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tailgater Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Feb 20 2001, 1:06 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
I would like to keep this post somewhat mature because it is a question that I've yet seen answered in any of the so-called industry magazines. Today, soon after I lit my precious puros, I felt the call of nature hit me with some authority. Now, I don't know about you all, but when I enter the mens library I like to take my time. I now had a dilema. Should I put down my lit offering and risk it self-extinguishing, or should I simply take it with me onto the throne and continue with my duty (so to speak). I won't let the cat out of the bag just yet as to what my decision was. Instead, I would like to hear what your standard protocol would be when faced with a similar situation. Besides, your wife can't complain that the cigar is stinking up the joint. Heck, even a Tamboril smells better than the alternative. I'm thinking of using the "two birds with one stone" arguement.
Charlie Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Feb 20 2001, 1:26 PM EST
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Hey Tailgater, a rather compelling predicament and interesting question. I do hope you have an ashtray in the throneroom, so you can wash your hands so you dont get any extra flavors on your cigar!!!!! But then some of the "sticks" that are being sold could probably be improved with a little bathroom flavoring.
gulfspray Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Feb 20 2001, 1:38 PM EST
Joined: 11-29-1999
Posts: 58
I think that the rule is what ever the wife lets slide. I know that if allowed, I would definitely herf on the john. The idea of the mix of aromas intrigues me. I do think that we may have to designate a new class of cigar. We have the yard dogs, the dog rockets and the links cigars. We are now faced with the monumental task of coming up with the "John Dog"...
hegemonic Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Feb 20 2001, 6:22 PM EST
Joined: 01-17-2000
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gater, Lars Tetens' lawyers want to speak with you. You are being charged with divulging company secrets. Email [email protected]
unklebill Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Feb 20 2001, 6:54 PM EST
Joined: 12-29-1999
Posts: 729
Hey, keep it on the political board!
*rem_fulcrum_29 Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Feb 20 2001, 7:34 PM EST
Joined: 04-17-2000
Posts: 35
i've never understood the reason for sitting over a bowl of your own crap... it's crap! that means it stinks! automaticly! why the hell would i sit over it for 10 minutes?? do you secretly like the smell of it or something? it's a not a funeral, flush it wash your hands and get back to work!
bud451 Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2001, 3:10 AM EST
Joined: 09-11-2010
Posts: 2,237
Doesn't Lars make those urinal mints? LOL...seriously, NO smoking for me ANYWHERE in the house EXCEPT downstairs sitting next to a window exhaust fan. -Rule #501 Ver.1.2 (all ifs, ands or buts excluded)
Charlie Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2001, 4:31 AM EST
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Posts: 39,751
This subject has gone into the crapper! Charlie
unklebill Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2001, 5:43 AM EST
Joined: 12-29-1999
Posts: 729
We've got a live one here!
BrentM01 Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2001, 9:39 AM EST
Joined: 05-30-2000
Posts: 343
I agree, anything that even slightly resembles crap or even smells like crap is not the best place to plant your puro. It is in poor taste and I believe against all of the rules of the Geneva Convention. However, in the case of dealing with the enemy, one CAN blow smoke in the face of the enemy whilst having them kneel in crap blindfolded. And to those who have spent the Winter freezin' over your Robusto, I feel for ya. This was the first year my wife actually allowed me to smoke in the cellar, where it's warm (the furnace is down there), I have one of my favorite recliners nestled in between the washer and the dryer. Hey, I even do the laundry down there (she must think that's a plus!)......Happy herfin'....Brent
Berry C Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2001, 2:33 PM EST
Joined: 03-08-2000
Posts: 176
Make haste to the reading room with cigar in hand. Cut ceiling vent on. Sit directly over bowl. Pick up your favorite magazine and proceed to read/look at the pictures. Let nature take its course flushing as necessary to remove noxious fumes, not coming from the cigar. Be careful where you flick your ash so not to burn anything thats not ment to burn. When finished retreat back to previous smoking location.
usahog Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Feb 23 2001, 4:00 PM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
I do not understand what this post has to do with Constitution..but as far as the crapper... that is the last place I would be hanging out.. especially with a freshly lit cigar.. I get the job done ASAP and return to a fresher environment.. Reading establishments for me are my loung chair, or couch, desk at work or front porch in a lawn chair.. same goes for my smoking establishments...
Laterzzzzzzzzz
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