Fart Football
A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows
when the old man farts and says, Seven Points." His wife rolls over and
says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart
football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says,Touchdown, tie
score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
Aha.I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one
and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a
little squeaker and says, Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is
on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real
hard, but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it
everything he's got, and accidentally he **** in the bed. The wife says,
"What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
