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Man says he’s addicted to cable; wants to sue Char
RDC Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2000
Posts: 5,874
Gimme a friggen break...

http://www.wisinfo.com/thereporter/news/archive/local_14044768.shtml

Posted Jan. 07, 2004

Man says he’s addicted to cable; wants to sue Charter


By Lee Reinsch
the reporter [email protected]

Cable TV made a West Bend man addicted to TV, caused his wife to be overweight and his kids to be lazy, he says.

And he’s threatening to sue the cable company.

Timothy Dumouchel of West Bend wants $5,000 or three computers, and a lifetime supply of free Internet service from Charter Communications to settle what he says will be a small claims suit.

Dumouchel blames Charter for his TV addiction, his wife’s 50-pound weight gain and his children’s being “lazy channel surfers,” according to a Fond du Lac police report.

Charter employees called police to the local office at 165 Knight’s Way the evening of Dec. 23 after Dumouchel showed up with a small claims complaint, reportedly intimidated an employee and made “low-level threats” to employees’ safety, according to a police report.

The report states Dumouchel gave an employee five minutes to get a supervisor to talk to him or their next contact would be “in the ocean with the sharks.”

According to the report, Dumouchel told Charter employees he plans to sue because his cable connection remained intact four years after he tried to get it canceled.

The result was that he and his family got free cable from August of 1999 to Dec. 23, 2003.

“I believe that the reason I smoke and drink every day and my wife is overweight is because we watched TV every day for the last four years,” Dumouchel stated in a written complaint against the company, included in a Fond du Lac police report.

“But the reason I am suing Charter is they did not let me make a decision as to what was best for myself and my family and (they have been) keeping cable (coming) into my home for four years after I asked them to turn it off.”

According to the police report, Dumouchel called Charter to stop his cable service in August of 1999 and was taken off the billing but not the cable service.

In a written statement, he said he put the family TV in the basement in 1999 after he had called to get cable disconnected, but soon thereafter, his wife had moved it back and hooked up the cable connection, and it still worked.

He stated he “made a deal” with her that “she could watch TV as long as the cable worked.”

He then went back to Charter and asked that they disconnect his service, which they reportedly never did.

He stated that he called Charter several times to get the service disconnected for good because he felt it was addictive, according to the report.

Charter’s director of government and public relations for eastern Wisconsin, John Miller, says he doesn’t take the threat of a lawsuit seriously.

“Even though we consider our services to be a very powerful entertainment product, I don’t think it’s reached a medical level yet where it could be proved to be addictive,” Miller said.

“In our society, any kind of legal action shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone,” he added.

Wisconsin Circuit Court records show no civil lawsuit papers filed in Dumouchel’s name.
puskarich Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 01-04-2003
Posts: 2,143
I think I just figured out my new retirement plan. Forget all this 401K and IRA stuff.

I'm gonna eat McDonalds food and get fat. Then sue.

I will then spill hot coffee on my crotch. Then sue.

Then, since my crotch will be sore, I'll sit and watch TV for extended periods of time. Then sue.

Then I'll claim that I lost my winning lottery ticket (when I never actually purchased one to begin with). Then sue.

Then I'll go to Las Vegas and marry Britney Spears (since everyone else gets to). When she tries to annul the next day, I'll refuse. Because of common law rules, I'll take half of everything!!!

My gosh, I think this may actually work.
BDS Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 07-26-2002
Posts: 162
Ok lets disconnect the cable, but demand 3 computers and FREE internet for life. So now instead of sitting in front of the T.V. getting fat we can spend all day on the computer getting lazy and fat. What an idiot.
JonR Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 02-19-2002
Posts: 9,740
Hmmmm..Sue C-Bid for cigar addiction.. hold out for a booble-head Cigar Indian and a lifetime supply of box matches.. Hmmmm.. just might work. JonR
kccody Offline
#5 Posted:
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Posts: 610
I’m suing all of you C-Bid posters. If you would quit posting day after day I wouldn’t be sitting here on my lazy ass reading, I'd be out getting some exercise.

You are all hereby served…………………
CWFoster Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 12-12-2003
Posts: 5,414
If I'm being served I'd like a chese danish and a cup of joe. Black please!
kccody Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2007
Posts: 610
we only have tea and glazed dounuts.
puskarich Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 01-04-2003
Posts: 2,143
Your doughnuts made me fat. I'm suing.
RDC Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2000
Posts: 5,874
Your suing nausiated me, I'm therefore suing YOU!!
kccody Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2007
Posts: 610
You ate my doughnuts without paying and you left crumbs on the floor. I'm gunna have you arrested them I'm suing you for mental anguish.
puskarich Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 01-04-2003
Posts: 2,143
As a side note...have you all heard of the "POOP" club. It stands for People Offended by Offended People. Its members consist of people who are sick and tired of things like PETA, political correctness, etc.

See, you too can be a POOP-head.
0patience Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 07-20-2003
Posts: 1,023
JonR, great idea. LOL!
But I would settle for a box of cigars a month. LOL!!

The "POOP" club huh? I'm surprised that there isn't a group out there that is trying to ban them.
It'd be one of those clubs like "The Citizens to Stop the Cruelty to Mosquitos" or some such group like that. LOL!
ducati996 Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 01-02-2000
Posts: 3,477
Please don't think all people in Wisconsin are like this moron.
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