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bud451 Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Jan 15 2004, 7:38 AM EST
Joined: 09-11-2010
Posts: 2,237
WARNING - LOCK YOUR DOORS!!

Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home!

A New Jersey man was found dead in his home over the
weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man
face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled
with milk, sugar, and cornflakes.

A banana was sticking out of his ass.

Police suspect a cereal killer.
dbguru Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Jan 15 2004, 7:39 AM EST
Joined: 03-06-2002
Posts: 1,300
RLOFMAO!!!!!
eleltea Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Jan 15 2004, 7:43 AM EST
Joined: 03-03-2002
Posts: 4,562
He should subbed Splenda for the sugar. lmao
THL Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Jan 15 2004, 8:49 AM EST
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Posts: 3,044
Musta been a green banana, huh? Not that there's anything wrong with that! lol
Thom Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Jan 15 2004, 12:50 PM EST
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Posts: 6,117
Oh that's good.
xibbumbero Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Jan 15 2004, 1:36 PM EST
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Posts: 12,535
That's funny. X
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Jan 15 2004, 2:06 PM EST
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bud451

that broke me up.
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