A squad of Marines drove up the highway between
Basra and Bagdad. They came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby on the opposite
side of the road was an American soldier in a
similar state, but he was alert. As first aid was given to both soldiers, they asked what had happened. The Marine responded "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway. Coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier."
"What happened then?" the corpsman asked.
"I told him Saddam Hussein was a miserable piece of
crap, and then the Iraqi told me that Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and Bill & Hillary Clinton were miserable pieces of crap." We were shaking hands when
the truck hit us.
Enjoy
Hog