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Do you have a 710 on your car?

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but
this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." If your not sure what a 710 is, go to this link. http://rtccom.net/~mfjgolf/710.jpg
Have a great day.
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

Oh man… you think this is a joke? This is so sadly true. I used to work at a car dealership as a mechanic and I’ve seen some pretty strange things. Here are a few:

- A woman blew up her car because her husband went out of town for a while. He told her to check the oil occasionally because it burned a little bit of oil. She opened the cap, looked inside and decided to fill it to the top with oil.

- An older lady who bought a brand new car brought it in a couple of days later and was pissed that her radio only played “rock” music. She wanted the “chip” that plays her kind of music free with the price of the car. We showed her how to change the stations.

- An older man brought his car in and said his CD player was eating his CD’s. He said he’s already put 10 or 11 CDs in and they never play. We found out he was shoving the CD’s in the little gap between the CD player and the dash.

- One lady told us her radio was stolen. She said they must have done a really good job because there wasn’t any wires or anything hanging out. When she brought the car in, the stereo was there. It turns out she was looking at the accessories cup. Nissans have a cup below the stereo as a placeholder for an optional CD player.