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AJ_CHICAGO User Profile	#1 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 11:52 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 10-27-2003 Posts: 189	What makes you laugh? Most memoraboe scene from a movie, line from a movie, situation, whatever. Oh, so many! I think I'll go out and rent the winner. ...Ben Stiller giving Cameron Diaz some "hair moose" in Something About Mary.

Sylance User Profile	#2 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 11:59 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 06-19-2003 Posts: 592	So I Married An Axe Murderer Stewart: (Charlie's Dad) “Head! Paper! Now! Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can! Haulin' that gargantuan cranium about! I'm not kidding, that boy's head's like Sputnik! Spherical, but quick pointy in parts. Well, that was off sides, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow!”

Gb User Profile	#3 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 12:01 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 03-20-2003 Posts: 260	- The sequence in "The Wholy Grail" where King Arthur is trying to find out the lord of the castle from Dennis who is collecting filth (mud). - The opening sequence of "Raising Arizona" - John Travolta shooting the guy in the face in "Pulp Fiction"... "You musta hit a bump of somthin'" - Jeff Daniels pelting Lauren Holly in the face with a snowball (Dumb & Dumber)

Sylance User Profile	#4 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 12:08 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 06-19-2003 Posts: 592	The Princess Bride: Vizzini: I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha, ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia', but only slightly less well known is this: 'never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line'. Ha ha ha!!

dbguru User Profile	#5 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 12:09 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 03-06-2002 Posts: 1,300	Farts are funny... The professor's dream sequence in the Nutty Professor ending with hurricane force flatulence getting lit by a careless smoker and leveling dozens of city blocks. Eddie Murphy at his goofy best.

sketcha User Profile	#6 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 12:24 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 03-26-2003 Posts: 3,238	"Don't you think we should turn on the runway lights?" "No...........That's just what they'll be expecting us to do." RIP Robert Stack. Too many to list.

mrtelcom User Profile	#7 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 12:27 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 03-25-2004 Posts: 2,255	Danny Devito in the kidnapping movie... "I love wrong numbers"

Charlie User Profile	#8 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 12:40 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
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65gtoman

#9 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 12:46 PM EST

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"I hate to advocate weird chemicals, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone... but they've always worked for me."

and

"We had 2 bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, 5 sheets of high-power blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers...Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, case of beer, pint of raw ether and 2 dozen amels. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can."

coda User Profile	#10 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 2:10 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
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DrMaddVibe

#11 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 2:43 PM EST

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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. - Bill Murray in Caddyshack

Da-Glyde User Profile	#12 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 2:56 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 10-25-2003 Posts: 892	when the gov of cali. tried to say a big word in any of his movies. or even "GET DOWN!" gig'em, Dan

sketcha User Profile	#13 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 3:10 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 03-26-2003 Posts: 3,238	"12 Guage auto-loada with laza sighting." "Phase plama rifle with 40 Watt range."

eh3856 User Profile	#14 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 3:33 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 07-27-2001 Posts: 258	Sixteen Candles "No more yankeey my wankeey, the Donga need food"

passion268 User Profile	#15 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 4:18 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 01-07-2003 Posts: 37	"How do you expect the children to learn to read when they can't fit in the building" "They're breakdance fighting" Zoolander

jstiltner User Profile	#16 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 4:33 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 01-09-2004 Posts: 116	Dumb and Dumber when Mary Swanson hits Harry with the snowball playing around and he takes is serious and drills her with one. I just laugh thinking about that. And the scene when he is on the crapper and finds out that it is broken. Greatest $9.99 I ever spent on a DVD.

THL User Profile	#17 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 5:24 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
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nfldraftman User Profile	#18 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 5:41 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 01-28-2004 Posts: 642	Border Guard: "How long have you been in Mexico?" Cheech: "A week...I mean a uh, a day" Border Guard: "Well which is it?" Cheech (thinks): "A weekday"

puskarich User Profile	#19 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 6:15 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 01-04-2003 Posts: 2,143	Office Space ...the whole movie

contendertotes User Profile	#20 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 6:20 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 11-12-2003 Posts: 784	ah yes...Cheech and Chong "That's got to be the most acid i've ever seen anybody take " ! "hope your not going to be busy for about a month" ! lmao at cheech-n-chong my daddy talkin to me tryin to tell me how to live, but i don't listen to him cause my head is like a siv. da-na-na-da-na-na -da-da-da

jstiltner

#21 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 7:20 PM EST

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Office Space is a good movie.

"Peter why don't you tell us a little about your day. Yeah just run us through the average work day for you."

"Well generally I come in at least tweenty minutes late, I sneak in through the backdoor so Lumberg won't see me, then for the next hour i just kinda space out."

"Space out?"

"Yeah i just kinda stare at my desk, but it looks like i'm working... I'd say in a given week i do about 15 minutes of actual work."

65gtoman User Profile	#22 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 7:57 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 06-12-2003 Posts: 858	Wyatt: You got a helmet? George: Oh, oh I've got a helmet! (Laughs) I got a beauty! Easy Rider

65gtoman User Profile	#23 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 8:29 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 06-12-2003 Posts: 858	Gentleman you can't fight in here, this is the war room

contendertotes User Profile	#24 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 8:44 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 11-12-2003 Posts: 784	Major Payne : When the boys give the major a super laxative in the icing on his cupcake. after eating it and the laxative starts to erupt......the major breaks wind bad enough to knock one of the boys out as he was passing by ! LMFAO !

SA User Profile	#25 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 8:56 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 02-10-2002 Posts: 126	"Badges?" "We don't have no badges. "We don't need no badges." "I don't have to show you any sticken badges." "Treasure of the Sierra Madre" (1948)

Cavallo User Profile	#26 Posted: Mon, Feb 2 2004, 9:36 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 01-05-2004 Posts: 2,796	just about anything at any time in O Brother Where Art Thou.

K9JEFF User Profile	#27 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2004, 2:40 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 12-13-2003 Posts: 23	"Where are you hands?" "between two pillows" Those arent pillows!!!"

Lowman User Profile	#28 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2004, 4:14 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 12-03-2002 Posts: 6,982	"Arthur" with Dudley Moore... The whole movie... "Where the hell's my hat?" "I fell out of the god damn car, Bitterman... ain't the the funniest thing ever??" "Pardon me... aaahhh ya hedge.." "You spoiled little ****..." "Don't ya hate Perry's wife??" Etc, etc, etc..... Low

Sonny_LSU User Profile	#29 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2004, 4:58 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 11-21-2002 Posts: 1,835	So, Lonestar, I see you have the ring, and your Schwartz is as big as mine!"

00camper User Profile	#30 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2004, 6:48 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 07-11-2003 Posts: 2,326	Danny DiVito in "Other People's Money" asks, "You hafta be hungry to eat a donut?"

Thom User Profile	#31 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2004, 7:16 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 12-08-2003 Posts: 6,117	I literally hurt myself in the theatre while watching "Big". Tom Hanks is at the big company party in that 70's style tux, he tries some caviar and spits/hacks it out and wipes his tongue off with a napkin.

jstiltner User Profile	#32 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2004, 7:23 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 01-09-2004 Posts: 116	Wise Guys with DiVito, Piscipo and Captain Lou "These are the strangest pillow cases I ever saw." "Are you talking to me?" "Give me a balboa give me a beer"

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#33 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2004, 10:35 AM EST

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Maybe not funny to the larger population, but those of us who are Jewish busted serious guts when in the movie, Keeping the Faith, Ben Stiller who played a rabbi borrowed a predominantly black choir and had them sing a gospel rendition of the traditional jewish closing hymn, Ein Keloheinu. I found it hilarious.

Has anyone mentioned Gene Wilder's attempt to pose as a black person with Richard Pryor in Silver Streak.

penzt8 User Profile	#34 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2004, 11:01 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 06-05-2000 Posts: 1,771	why do they call her Lassie? You find out why during the sex scene in Porky's that takes place in the boys locker room. the woman starts howling and everyone in the gym can hear it. The basketball coach is laughing so hard you think he's going to have a heart attack. That whole scene is a classic. oooooooowwwwwwwwoooooooo gas!

E-Chick

#35 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2004, 2:39 PM EST

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Oh so many...I have to name a few.

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Raiders of the Lost Ark - The guy in the robe was swinging a sword around (very intimidatingly and with great showmanship) toward Indiana Jones.

Indiana Jones takes out a gun and blasts him with a single shot!

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There's Something About Mary - "How'd you get the beans above the frank, son?"

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It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World - I'm sure that there's GOT to be one of the best movie laughs in there somewhere...I just can't remember at the moment!

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Dumb and Dumber - Almost every scene has me rolling..."Harry, your hands are freezing!"...

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If we're talkin' best movie laugh that's IN a movie:

The Money Pit - Tom Hanks is upstairs and has just fallen through the floor, only a large rug has stopped him from completely going through to the bottom floor.

He's there for a long time...and he starts to hysterically laugh...

If you own your own home, this scene can sure hit home with you...I can relate.

Marla

E-Chick User Profile	#36 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2004, 2:42 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 06-15-2002 Posts: 4,877	Oh, I forgot one of the best! The Great Outdoors - When the legendary bear is pounding at the cabin door...breaks it down ontop of John Candy...and Dan Akyroid (sp?) grabs the shotgun floor lamp and blast the bear's ass fur off! OMG, now that was funny!!! Marla

xibbumbero User Profile	#37 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2004, 2:53 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
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jgjam

#38 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2004, 4:35 PM EST

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Airplane

"A hospital? What is it Doctor?"

"It's a large building with lots of patients... but that's not important right now"

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Big Trouble

"We better go Snake... I think I heard one of those silent alarms going off"

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We're No Angels

"I got 15 years for a better set of books than this" Humphrey Bogart

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Head Office

"You're just screwing your way to the top"

"Well I wouldn't be much of an executive if I was screwing my way to the bottom"

I'm sure some more will come to me later...

John

usahog

#39 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2004, 5:40 PM EST

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Caddy Shack...

Dangerfield to Ted Knight... $2000.00 Bucks you miss the shot? Ohhhh Ohhhhhhh Ooohhhhhhhhhhhh *Crash)*... Honest mistake ma'am it slipped out of my hands... the grip was loose "wasn't it Danny???"

when the preacher went out shooting a few holes in the storm, Murry was his caddy.. Preacher was having the best game of the year and then missed one put.. raising his club up in the air and cursing... lightning stikes him.. Murry drops the bag incognito and slips off the golf course....

many more on that show!!! one of my all time Favs and have both DVD's on it...

Me Myself and Irene...

after the hotel scene the next morning he pulls up the playtoy and says Ohh I see you had some fun last night Huh??? Irene: thats not mine that was All You last night Big Boy.. he grabs his ass runs to the john...and next scene shows him sitting on the vanity washing his Ass!!!!!!

The Jerk

these Cans are defective.. No he's killing the Can's Save the Can's!!!!

Hi Mom and Dad "here's so much money" next week I will be able to send more, because philis promissed me a **** so I'll have a little extra to send home.. Mom: Awww that Sweet boy!!!!!

all for now..
Hog

djheater User Profile	#40 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2004, 5:55 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 12-29-2003 Posts: 169	i like slapstick so there isn't any line generally. I have the films of Buster Keaton The Marx Brothers Laurel & Hardy The Three Stooges (curly only)

jstiltner User Profile	#41 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2004, 6:19 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 01-09-2004 Posts: 116	To add to Hog's Me Myself and Irene... any scene with Shonte Jr., Jamaal and Lee Harvey. Especially the part they were watching Richard Pryor.

E-Chick User Profile	#42 Posted: Wed, Feb 4 2004, 7:38 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 06-15-2002 Posts: 4,877	The dart scene from Old School! "You're crazy. I like you, but you're crazy." Guaranteed to bring tears to your eyes from laughter...especially if you've ever been high! LOL! Marla

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Homebrew User Profile	#44 Posted: Thu, Feb 5 2004, 3:55 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 02-11-2003 Posts: 11,885	Cheach Marin, in "Nice Dreams". "Scratch my balls" "Man, Anybody, SCRATCH MY BALLS." Later Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

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