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Smoking Beaches
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bud451 Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Apr 11 2001, 8:09 AM EST
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What the f..k! I just heard on the radio news that "certain" beaches are trying to ban smoking! I am all for respecting the rights of non-smokers but it's really getting out of hand. When have you even seen a smokey beach, besides normandy?! It's ok to look at those fat asses in speedos eating and leaving their garbage, but enjoy a smoke...no. For Christs sake! Sorry....I had to vent.
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#2 Posted: Wed, Apr 11 2001, 9:45 AM EST
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What beaches are these? I'm vactioning in Fort Lauderdale next week.
bud451 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Apr 11 2001, 10:09 AM EST
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New Jersey. I heard it on a local station. Hope it doesn't spread.
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#4 Posted: Wed, Apr 11 2001, 4:26 PM EST
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New Jersey? It must be due to the fire hazards...
gdurfor Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Apr 11 2001, 6:48 PM EST
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Are they afraid the medical waste will catch fire?
tailgater Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Apr 12 2001, 3:43 AM EST
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Calling New Jersey the Garden State is like calling Massachusetts the Repulican Domain...
bud451 Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Apr 12 2001, 4:28 AM EST
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Actually NJ is 40% forested land and 18% farm land. It is 2nd in cultivated blueberries, 3rd in cranberries, 4th in peaches, 4th in fresh market asparagus, 4th in fresh peppers, 5th in fresh spinach, 6ht isn fresh lettuce and 6th in cucumbers. Not to mention a great hockey team....but I am still pissed about the beaches!
bud451 Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Apr 12 2001, 4:34 AM EST
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They said it was because of the litter caused from cigarette butts. Guess we could argue about cigars considering they have no butts and the remains are good fertilizer. Don't think it will fly.
gdurfor Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Apr 12 2001, 6:21 AM EST
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Bud you forgot to mention it's 1st in mob burials.
bud451 Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Apr 12 2001, 6:33 AM EST
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Certain tings we don't tawk abowt.
Chairman_VI Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Apr 16 2001, 2:08 PM EST
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The way I see it, cigar butts are natrual leaves and may be thrown at will if you remove the band.

As for as "Smoking Beaches", when I saw the thread title my thought was which ones aren't? I mean damn, it is outside. So lets also band everything from the beach that has had something left behind such as soft drinks (cans), candy bars (wrappers), sun tan lotion (empty bottles), and most of all fat women (cellulite).
bud451 Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Apr 17 2001, 4:31 AM EST
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Well...they passed it! One beach has instated it. They will have "smoking sections" that are 100 ft. wide and have butt containers....f__king nuts!
tailgater Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Apr 17 2001, 5:32 PM EST
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which exit?
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#14 Posted: Wed, Apr 18 2001, 2:58 AM EST
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LOL! Belmar beach(sp?)
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