**backdrop is an abandoned warehouse - a meeting place for the CSA (cigar smokers anonymous) the building is filled to capacity. There is much discussion of favorite cigars and what everyone uses for humidors and all things dealing with cigars. Someone approaches the podium and conversation stops. They feel for the very nervous SOTL - knowing this is the hardest step.
"Hello, my name is Liz and I'm a cigar addict" the statement is met with clapping and a united hello Liz.
"I don't know where to begin, it all started out quite innocently with my trying one of my boyfriend's cigars. You know the old saying, if you can't beat em join em. He joined this club, which I know most of you are in - called cbid and he was having so much fun and I wanted to have fun too, so I joined too. I found out that I liked cigars, really liked them. I wanted to try more and more. I yearned for cigars. I begged on the forums for cigars. I just wanted more and more cigars. The joy that came over me when I received packages from generous BOTL's was enormous. I ripped open the boxes to see what goodies awaited me. I was never disappointed. The only problem was, it made me want MORE and MORE cigars. I wanted to be bombed left and right. My hunger was never ceasing. My sweatador yearned to be filled with all kinds of cigars. I didn't care if they were "dog rockets" I wanted, needed cigars. Little one, medium sized ones, big ones, torpedoes, it didn't matter to me, I just wanted them. All kinds, but especially sweet and mild ones. I barely contained myself from just having 3 cigars a day. I wanted more and more. Waiting for delivers from ci or generous BOTL's was maddening. Priority mail was even too slow for me! I have calmed down somewhat, or trying to. But if any generous BOTL in the audience tonight would like to help me out, bring some more joy to my life - most of you know my snailer. Thank you for listening and keep those packages coming! Oh! I'm so sorry! *blushing* -hides face as she leaves the platform and goes back to her chair-
***there you have it - confession of a newbie cigar addict hehe and YES I do have too much time on my hands LOL ***
