Bill Clinton, George Bush, a beautiful blonde and an elderly wpman were riding a train together. Teh train goes through a long dark tunnel and when it comes out the other side Bill has a red slap mark on his face.
Here's what they are all thinking:
Bill: George must have gotten fresh with that blonde and she slapped me, thinking I did it!!!
Blonde: Bill must have gotten fresh with that old lady, thinking it was me, and she slapped him!!
Old lady: Won't he ever learn... Bill must have gotten fresh with that blonde and she slapped him!
George W.: I hope we go through another tunnel soon... so I can slap him again!!
