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65gtoman Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Feb 15 2004, 5:28 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2003
Posts: 858
A uniformed DWARF, carries a shockingly PINK TELEPHONE
It's impossible to walk in this muck, otherwise, we'll never get out of this place alive.SIX NYMPHET SISTERS BLOOD DRIPPING FROM THEIR FANGS no footing at all, now we're right in the vortex you want to quit Get sheep over side... women and
children to armored car... orders



from Captain Zeep.
65gtoman Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Feb 15 2004, 5:37 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2003
Posts: 858
Magic, moments,
When two hearts are carin’,
Magic, moments,
Memories we’ve been sharin’ . . .

I’ll never forget the moment we kissed,
The night of the hayride,
The way that we hugged to try to keep warm,
While takin' a sleigh ride.

Magic, moments,
Memories we’ve been sharin’,
Magic, moments,
When two hearts are carin’ . . .
65gtoman Offline
#3 Posted: Sun, Feb 15 2004, 5:53 PM EST
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Posts: 858
DISASTROUS ZOOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT involving
whisky and gorillas has somehow gone wrong.
65gtoman Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Feb 15 2004, 5:56 PM EST
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The monkeys got loose it took an hour to remove the hat from the limp form of the wing .How could all of this have gone so wrong? I didnt shoot anyone !All i wanted was to wash the stove.
65gtoman Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Feb 15 2004, 6:03 PM EST
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The cages were filthy .Not with animal waste but with the stares and scorn of human eyes burned into the cement walls and bars .Reeking of the way life has drawn its ultimate conclusions about the order of things
65gtoman Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Feb 15 2004, 6:12 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2003
Posts: 858
How could I have been so blind as not to see what they were trying to say to me .I hadn’t been dreaming all of this.The lights had just been turned off and it made no sense, you know I was the last of them,I was the ultimate collection of atoms, from this day on, things will be different.


65gtoman Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Feb 15 2004, 6:15 PM EST
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Posts: 858
vote for bush, I AM

65gtoman Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Feb 15 2004, 6:16 PM EST
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Posts: 858
no wait, rewind, delete that last remark.


65gtoman Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Feb 15 2004, 6:18 PM EST
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Posts: 858
you are all doomed. im going to drop the top and go for a ride, and only god himself will be able to stop me. hahahaha




00camper Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Feb 16 2004, 3:58 AM EST
Joined: 07-11-2003
Posts: 2,326
I think I have 65gtoman figured out. I think he has a set of Magnetic Poetry words on his refrigerator door. I think he assembles phrases and sentences on the fridge door and posts the best ones here. You never know how a magnetic poem might turn out.

RICKAMAVEN Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Feb 16 2004, 8:13 AM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
the rains will wash away my crimes and reduce me to a puddle but i shall freeze and people will slide and fall

i will not be forgotten, but re form as an icicle and fall completely through the evil one and i shall melt again and no one will suspect me.

i will become fire and consume all those that do not believe in me. they shall roast slowly, screaming in agony and yea, i will not hear them.

i will fly higher then the birds and become a super nova and light up the ether and wreck much havoc among the peoples of many worlds.

satan is but one of many of my doers of evil.

i am the evil.
JonR Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Feb 16 2004, 9:15 AM EST
Joined: 02-19-2002
Posts: 9,740
Yes Rick you are evil but it's not your fault, it comes from smoking all those Bad Frogs. JonR
bloody spaniard Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Feb 16 2004, 9:53 AM EST
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
Is your refrain from Dante's Inferno or Loggins & Messina? And I know that a mavin is a connoisseur, but what is a maven? Is that a yiddish derivation? Oh, my head hurts.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Feb 16 2004, 4:39 PM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
bloody spaniard

i just winged it.

mavin and maven (jewish) pretty close. i define maven simply as "one who knows."
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