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Gun-toting Granny!
usahog Offline
#1 Posted:
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Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot of f their testicles. The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his **** and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up. The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled ****, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.
The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them." recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one." So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel. I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled. So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal

We Need more of this in America!!!!

Enjoy!!!!
Hog
65gtoman Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2003
Posts: 858
I agree, this is why I think we should give the police less power, a lot less.

We the people can take care of these problems ourselves and leave out the corrupted cops, judges and juries.

I would like to see how we as a nation could rule over ourselves in this day and age without the cops and laws getting in the way. This new way of America could and would be the only thing that would save this country.

But many Americas do not have the balls the old lady had, and that is sad….


Cavallo Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 01-05-2004
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question: who is it okay to shoot? what proof is necessary, or do we just shoot when we "just know" the SOB is guilty? :)
usahog Offline
#4 Posted:
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Answer... you look em in the Eye... you can tell if their Guilty and Granny Did... But the truth be known... if someone knows your Packin... they're going to bother someone else then risk the "Fact" that they'll get their balls shot off!!!!

I do not agree that we do not need the cops though... we need more of them along with allowing the people to carry!!!!
now lawyers and judges... total different story and post!!!!

Hog
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
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find her guilty of two counts of disturbing their pieces, fine her a dollar, and waive the fine.

now no ass hole prosecuter can't recharge her.

i would avoid the medal and the parade.

if they can find their balls, they could seal them in a big clear plastic paper weight, and display it in city hall.
65gtoman Offline
#6 Posted:
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guilty of two counts of disturbing their pieces

hahahaha
pabloescabar Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 02-25-2005
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very good,thats what i like to see people who take a little initiative,go grandma!
RDC Offline
#8 Posted:
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Go Granny!
Go Granny!
Go Granny!

Cavallo Offline
#9 Posted:
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*laugh* good one, gto!!
eh3856 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 07-27-2001
Posts: 258
Excellent story USAHOG. There is something to be said for street justice. If it was left to our legal system I do beleive they would probably get a slap on the wrist unless they had priors. The way old Granny took care of things the evidence will definatly not stand up in court!!!
CWFoster Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 12-12-2003
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...said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp.

I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.

Note: This is in Australia, BEWARE the gun grabbers are using them as a "model" for how to disarm US! Granny wasn't even SUPPOSED to have that weapon!
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