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RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Feb 22 2004, 1:37 PM EST
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i was looking forward to your answers.
kccody Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Feb 22 2004, 8:53 PM EST
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Answers to what Rick?
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Feb 23 2004, 12:30 AM EST
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Author: RICKAMAVEN Date: 02/22/2004 05:00 AM Reply
kcody

when did i become a drone?

are you incapable of recognizing parody?

do you have any sense of humor?

do you date occassionally?

do you watch frasier and believe they are real people?

do you watch everybody loves raymond and laugh when the sound of dead people laughing (laugh track) begins and stop when the laugh track stops?

do you enjoy life as much as my wife, who is a bapist also, enjoys her life?

did you find "cheers" and/or "sienfield" interedsting?

do you think gandolfini is a mafia boss? do you know whe is?

your answers will be tabulated and you score will be available for you to read.


kccody Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Feb 24 2004, 6:53 PM EST
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Rick
I can't seem to find where you posted this. Could you post the link or I could just answer you here.

Kevin
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Feb 25 2004, 9:52 AM EST
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IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN HERE was the title and it was about betty bowers.
al'Thor Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Feb 25 2004, 11:11 AM EST
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when did i become a drone? never

are you incapable of recognizing parody? no

do you have any sense of humor? tony might say, no, but I'd say hell yes

do you date occassionally? not according to my wife...

do you watch frasier and believe they are real people? well, I always suspected kelsey grammar to be a cyborg...

do you watch everybody loves raymond and laugh when the sound of dead people laughing (laugh track) begins and stop when the laugh track stops? usually - wow, those are dead people?

do you enjoy life as much as my wife, who is a bapist also, enjoys her life? if she enjoys it a lot, then yes

did you find "cheers" and/or "sienfield" interedsting? probably more than I should..

do you think gandolfini is a mafia boss? do you know whe is? no, but I suspect Lowman is a mafia boss...

your answers will be tabulated and you score will be available for you to read.



what do I score??? : )
bassdude Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Feb 25 2004, 11:15 AM EST
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tony who? I think you have a sense of humor.
al'Thor Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Feb 25 2004, 11:40 AM EST
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shut up! oh, I mean...thanks...
rasdas Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Feb 25 2004, 12:40 PM EST
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Another masterpiece by the LOD in training...

RasDas

Joe
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Feb 25 2004, 3:41 PM EST
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al'Thor

much better then i thought.

you lost some points because you did lump me in with drones.

and more points for not knowing tony soprano.

you gained points by answering succinctly and with humor.

i'd give you an A-.
Liz62803 Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Feb 25 2004, 4:48 PM EST
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when did i become a drone? I don't think you are a drone Rick

are you incapable of recognizing parody? no

do you have any sense of humor? yes, a bit off center, quirky, peculiar but I have one

do you date occassionally? haven't had the need to date since 6-28-03 - unless you count going out to eat with Clive as a date :-)

do you watch frasier and believe they are real people? hate Frasier

do you watch everybody loves raymond and laugh when the sound of dead people laughing (laugh track) begins and stop when the laugh track stops? don't like everybody likes raymond

do you enjoy life as much as my wife, who is a bapist also, enjoys her life? yup life is great :-)

did you find "cheers" and/or "sienfield" interedsting? can't stand either show specially sienfeld

do you think gandolfini is a mafia boss? do you know whe is? I know who Tony Soprano is LOL does that count
bassdude Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Feb 25 2004, 5:07 PM EST
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for you who do not know who gandolfini is

http://www.gandolfini.com/
Liz62803 Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Feb 25 2004, 5:17 PM EST
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ahhh okies the real dude that plays Tony Soprano - gotcha
CWFoster Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Feb 25 2004, 5:34 PM EST
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when did i become a drone? Don't know, is you guys meeting hall down the street from the Elks Lodge?

are you incapable of recognizing parody? No, it's just fun acting that way :)

do you have any sense of humor? Sure, especially making people think I don't 'get' their parody!

do you date occassionally? If Liz counts, I've been on a continuous date since 6-23-03

do you watch frasier and believe they are real people? I don't even consider them fake people!

do you watch everybody loves raymond and laugh when the sound of dead people laughing (laugh track) begins and stop when the laugh track stops? Hate the latter-day sitcoms.

do you enjoy life as much as my wife, who is a bapist also, enjoys her life? Most of the time, by profession, I go to some unpleasant places, but I enjoy myself enough when I can to make up for it! :)

did you find "cheers" and/or "sienfield" interedsting? Not reall, see above

do you think gandolfini is a mafia boss? do you know whe is? Only on HBO

your answers will be tabulated and you score will be available for you to read. OH boy!, will I win anything?????? LOL
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Feb 25 2004, 6:52 PM EST
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Liz62803 and CWFoster

al'Thor and i are having this private little rorschach test and now i find you guys have been listening in.

only one grade allowed per post, but i will give you a vague general test result without insulting al'Thor's privicy, i am not the administration you know.

you both scored quite well with your distaste of, excuse me, your disinterest in every body likes frasier and the little **** with him that squeeks when he speaks and who won an emmy even though he would have prefered an ernest.

watching the sporanos, which returns march 7, is a very important step in your relationship. watching him disrespect his wife will prevent you both from becoming mobsters.

however, not liking sienfeld, is probably because of your lack of being raised in a city with a 2 as the first number in it's zip code instead of a 1. most hip people have a zip code that starts with 11.

extra credit for completing the next two lines after:

"Woke up this morning Got yourself a gun,
Mama always said you’d be The Chosen One."

it's an open book test.
bassdude Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Feb 25 2004, 7:01 PM EST
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she said'your one in a million,you've got to burn
to shine but you were born under a bad sign
with a blue moon in your eyes.

you woke up this morning, the world turned upside down, things ain't been the same, since the
blues walked into town. but you're one in a million, you've got that shotgun shine.
born under a bad sign with a blue moon in you're
eyes.

when you woke up this morning, everything you had was gone. by half past ten your head was going 'ding dong'. ringing like a bell from your head down to your toes, like a voice teling you
there was something you should know.

last night you were flying but today you're so low. ain't it times like these that make you wonder if you'll ever know the meaning of things as they appear to the others, wives, mothers,
sisters and brothers.

don't you wish you didn't function, wish you didn't think beyond the next pay cheque and the next little drink. well you do, so make up your mind to go on, cos you woke up this morning and everything you had was gone!


by half past ten your head was going ding dong........................
too **** right.



born under a bad sign...............
that's me.

last night you wre flying , today your so low............................
tell me about it.

mama always said you were the chosen one.............................
the chosen one to get whacked maybe.

must stop off at the mall and get a copy.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Feb 25 2004, 7:53 PM EST
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bassdude knows

Woke Up This Morning
Woke up this morning Got yourself a gun,
Mama always said you’d be The Chosen One.
She said: You’re one in a million You’ve got to burn to shine,
But you were born under a bad sign, With a blue moon in your eyes.
You woke up this morning All the love has gone,
Your Papa never told you About right and wrong.

But you’re looking good, baby,
I believe you’re feeling fine,(shame about it),
Born under a bad sign With a blue moon in your eyes.

You woke up this morning The world turned upside down,
Thing’s ain’t been the same Since the Blues walked into town.

But you’re one in a million You’ve got that shotgun shine.
Born under a bad sign, With a blue moon in your eyes.

When you woke up this morning everything you had was gone.
By half past ten your head was going ding-dong.
Ringing like a bell from your head down to your toes,
like a voice telling you there was something you should know.
Last night you were flying but today you’re so low..
ain’t it times like these that make you wonder
if you’ll ever know the meaning of things as they appear to the others;
wives, mothers, fathers, sisters and brothers.
Don’t you wish you didn’t function,
wish you didn’t think beyond the next paycheck and the next little drink?
Well you do so make up your mind to go on,
‘cos when you woke up this morning everything you had was gone.

When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
Mama said you’d be the Chosen One.
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
You got yourself a gun.
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