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Last post 20 years ago by HockeyDad. 9 replies replies.
Why I like John Kerry
HockeyDad Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
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He played ice hockey during his high school and college years.
CWFoster Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 12-12-2003
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Hockey, I think that overqualifies him! :)
usahog Offline
#3 Posted:
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I like him because he's going to be a sure win for Bush in 2004 ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

Hog
JonR Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 02-19-2002
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What I like about john kerry, hmmm er well there's or maybe hmmmm, well his wifes corporation does make good ketchup er does that count. JonR
CanyonDVM Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 10-26-2002
Posts: 259
The thing I like best about Kerry is that no matter what you believe, at some point he's agreed with you.
Sylance Offline
#6 Posted:
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CanyonDVM,

Holy crap, that the funniest thing I've heard in awhile. So funny because it's so true.
Robby Offline
#7 Posted:
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LMAO @ Canyon!
pabloescabar Offline
#8 Posted:
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Well that explains his ugly face.
bloody spaniard Offline
#9 Posted:
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Pablo, I'm beginning to really enjoy your odd comments!
HockeyDad Offline
#10 Posted:
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As stereotypes have long established, the Republican Party is the party of rich white men and the Democratic Party is the party of women, minorities, the poor, the downtrodden, the elderly, and unions.

I like John Kerry because he has broken the stereotype and although he was raised as a humble Democrat, he has managed to become the wealthiest Senator in the United States according to financial disclosure forms filed this year. Although a Democrat, Kerry has managed to accumulate enough wealth to have a net worth of $163 million. He is so far in front that he has a $52 million lead on the second richest Senator. Interestingly enough, there are only two Republicans in the top 10 richest Senator list, #6 and #8. Congratulations to Senator Kerry and the other seven who have proven that you can be a rich white man, or in one case rich white woman, and still be a Democrat!

Senator Kerry, a breaker of stereotypes.
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