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http://apnews.myway.com//article/20040315/D81AQF6O0.html

Calif. Officials Nearly Fall for H2O Hoax
Mar 15, 7:54 AM (ET)


ALISO VIEJO, Calif. (AP) - City officials were so concerned about the potentially dangerous properties of dihydrogen monoxide that they considered banning foam cups after they learned the chemical was used in their production.

Then they learned, to their chagrin, that dihydrogen monoxide - H2O for short - is the scientific term for water.

"It's embarrassing," said City Manager David J. Norman. "We had a paralegal who did bad research."

The paralegal apparently fell victim to one of the many official looking Web sites that have been put up by pranksters to describe dihydrogen monoxide as "an odorless, tasteless chemical" that can be deadly if accidentally inhaled.

As a result, the City Council of this Orange County suburb had been scheduled to vote next week on a proposed law that would have banned the use of foam containers at city-sponsored events. Among the reasons given for the ban were that they were made with a substance that could "threaten human health and safety."

The measure has been pulled from the agenda, although Norman said the city may still eventually ban foam cups.

"If you get Styrofoam into the water and it breaks apart, it's virtually impossible to clean up," Norman said.

MACS Offline
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It just proves my theory that most of the stupid people whom science and medicine has kept alive have moved to California. This place is full of dipshiznits who can't think for themselves.

I live here because the Navy tells me I have to for now. I think once I get out of the Navy though, my wife is going to tell me I have to live here... she likes it here, but she has never lived in any other state.
RDC Offline
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LOL
drnos Offline
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Aliso Viejo: This is one of those odd, California master-planned communities. Most parts of this country have never seen anything like this. 10 years ago this whole town was empty space on the Irvine Ranch. Then in one fell swoop, a city is built. It was incorporated in 2001 and now has over 40,000 people (80% white). Full of yuppies and busybodies who love master-planned communities and over anxious city officials who love to tell you what to eat, what to drink (and drink from) and where you cannot smoke.
rayder1 Offline
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I heard that is Alisa Viejo, you can get fined by the council if your second hand smoke annoys your neighbor.

Anyway...it's obvious that you don't have to be intelligent to be wealthy or placed in a position of power.

Took me about .75 second to figure out it was water.
rayder1 Offline
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"Aliso"
CWFoster Offline
#7 Posted:
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It just proves my theory that most of the stupid people whom science and medicine has kept alive have moved to California. This place is full of dipshiznits who can't think for themselves.

Senior, it also proves that modern science and medicine have brough Darwinian selection to a grinding halt! Some of these people in an earlier time, may have drowned in the Dihydrogen Monoxide while playing in the shallow end of the gene pool before reaching an age where reproduction is a real and frightening possibility!
jjohnson28 Offline
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This is pretty damn funny but not at all surprising.I hesitate to tell you guys this but Aliso Viejo is only about 10 minutes from my house...LOL
CWFoster Offline
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JJ, nobody's implying that everyone in Cali is a liberal fruit loop, but that IS one place they seem to have taken over!
JonR Offline
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How about the liberals in Temple City ? JonR
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