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Lance Armstrong
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MACS Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Mar 17 2004, 5:54 AM EST
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All I have to say is that Lance Armstrong is a friggin' Terminator Machine. Period.

I got on my bicycle for the first time in about 4 months. I figured i'd take it easy, do about 10-15 miles in about 30-45 minutes. I rode some uphill, some downhill and some flat surface roads... I did 11 miles in just over 30 minutes and my legs were like rubber.

Lance Armstrong is NOT human.
castlewa Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Mar 17 2004, 6:22 AM EST
Joined: 08-28-2002
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Ever see him box! He is an animal in the ring!

On a serious note, look at everything the guy has been through, he is a mental giant. I have read about his resting heart rate and pain threshold and he is not human.
RDC Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Mar 17 2004, 6:43 AM EST
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I use to work with his mom. She is one fantastic lady!

I have neighbors that are teachers and knew Lance during his formative years.
xibbumbero Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Mar 17 2004, 6:56 AM EST
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He's a one nut kind of a guy. He also kicks butt. X
Cavallo Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Mar 17 2004, 7:57 AM EST
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okay, i'm totally outta da loop. the name's familiar, but who IS this guy?
MACS Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Mar 17 2004, 8:05 AM EST
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Only the 5 time (in a row) winner of the Tour de France. Or Tour de Lance as it has become known. He and Miguel Endurain are the only 2 cyclists to win it 5 times in a row. This guy pedals up mountains miles at a friggin time and I die a slow death from pedaling up a hill. He is an unbelievable freak of nature. And like X said, due to testicular cancer, he is a one-nut wonder.
Cigarick Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Mar 17 2004, 10:14 AM EST
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Plus he gets to bang Cheryl Crow.
RDC Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2004, 9:17 AM EST
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Shall we try for 6
Schmitty22 Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2004, 9:46 AM EST
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he just lost his yellow jersey but its still early
uncleb Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2004, 10:32 AM EST
Joined: 11-13-2002
Posts: 1,326
The Greatest Athlete in the world today. Maybe the Greatest Athlete Ever.
Double D Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2004, 11:56 AM EST
Joined: 08-20-2003
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He's likely using performance enhancing substances, but so is everybody else in the professional cycling world.

DD
AVB Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2004, 12:08 PM EST
Joined: 05-21-2003
Posts: 995
Lance is good....real good but Eddie Merckx has to be the greatest cyclist of all time up to this point. Look up what he did. 90 days of the yellow jersey, 4 Tours in a row on the way to his 5th when a Frenchman (he's from Belgium) punched him in the side and won the next year after that. He won 31 stages in his five victories and also won the polka-dot best climber's jersey twice, and the green sprinter's jersey three times. 525 wins in about 1800 races is total dominance in the cycling world.
uncleb Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2004, 1:34 PM EST
Joined: 11-13-2002
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DoubleD is likely smoking crack, but so is every other poster on these boards.
CWFoster Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2004, 2:07 PM EST
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LMAO @ uncleb! (hitting crack pipe)
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