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2004 Democratic National Convention Program
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RDC Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Apr 16 2004, 4:25 AM EST
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2004 DNC Convention Official Program

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:00pm - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton 6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand. 6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:00pm - Tribute theme to France. 7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund. 7:25pm - Tribute theme to Germany. 7:45pm - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore) 8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop. 9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony (both both male and female couples)

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins 10:10pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss. 10:20pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!' 10:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L. 10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN. 11:00pm - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex). 11:15PM - Maximizing Welfare workshop. 11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally. 11:59PM - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 12:00pm - Nomination of democratic candidate.
fritzthetiger Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Apr 16 2004, 4:27 AM EST
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Hey RDC:

I thought perhaps it would be characterized by several days of silence due to the fact that no one has any new or intelligible ideas!!! Love the post.

Fritz
DrMaddVibe Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Apr 16 2004, 4:35 AM EST
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You forgot the raising of the tea from the Boston harbor!

The Chappiquidick pub crawl & bus tour.

Not the mention the mass confusion that will invade the metro Boston area, but then again they're used to caos!
THL Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Apr 16 2004, 6:15 AM EST
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Funny stuff! Probably not too far from the actual schedule.
CanyonDVM Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Apr 16 2004, 7:17 AM EST
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Ted Kennedy and only 4 toasts?
Thom Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Apr 16 2004, 11:56 AM EST
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That's funny. I wonder if at the Republican convention, instead of the Kennedy toast, it would be "George Bush does a line."
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Apr 16 2004, 6:42 PM EST
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Thom

touché.
rd2thbn Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Apr 18 2004, 6:11 PM EST
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Canyon, I had the same question as you.
EI Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Apr 20 2004, 2:03 PM EST
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well whaddata know, Rick does read these posts
He just can't think of anything to say
dbguru Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Apr 21 2004, 7:53 AM EST
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So RDC, did you come up with this yourself or get it from a website. If it was a website, could you tell me which one??

Thanks,
DB
DrMaddVibe Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Apr 21 2004, 7:56 AM EST
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rightwingconspiricy.com

LOL!
dbguru Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Apr 21 2004, 8:46 AM EST
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Thanks
Charlie Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Apr 21 2004, 9:03 AM EST
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Where is the Al Gore speech on "Florida Voting Techniques"?

Charlie
Thom Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Apr 21 2004, 11:56 AM EST
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Right next to the Republican book on arithmetic.
Robby Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Apr 21 2004, 12:05 PM EST
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That schedule is pretty funny!
wekikther4wer Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Apr 21 2004, 1:23 PM EST
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too bad that isn't what's going to happen, they would get great ratings.
lukin Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Apr 21 2004, 3:58 PM EST
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5:45 pm: John Kerry is for the war
5:46 pm: John Kerry is against the war
5:47 pm John Kerry details exactly what he voted before...before he voted against it

Where's the meeting to discuss whether or not half of these people should drop the charade rename themselves the socialist party?
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