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some uncalled for french jokes
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calavera Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, May 7 2004, 3:14 AM EST
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Why are all the streets in Paris lined with such nice trees?

Because the Germans like to march in the shade.

Recently the French instituted a terror alert system. Yesterday the terror level was raised from "Hide" to "Flee", which is the third highest level below "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

J
Robby Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, May 7 2004, 7:06 AM EST
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:^) Sorry Paul, but these ARE funny!
BeatDragon Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, May 7 2004, 7:15 AM EST
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HA!
CanyonDVM Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, May 7 2004, 7:26 AM EST
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Add in Military Magazine: Frenxh military weapons for sale. Excellent condition. Never fired, only dropped twice.
puskarich Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, May 7 2004, 8:38 AM EST
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How can you identify a french soldier?



...by their sunburned armpits.
THL Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, May 7 2004, 11:28 AM EST
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Why are all of the new ships in the French Navy built with glass bottoms?









So they can see the old ships.
calavera Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, May 7 2004, 2:44 PM EST
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Ha! Excellent.

J
JonR Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, May 7 2004, 3:23 PM EST
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Biggest french joke of all.... jacques chirac !!!!!! JonR
Charlie Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, May 8 2004, 8:17 AM EST
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French flag should be solid white for surrender!

Charlie
Charlie Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, May 8 2004, 9:10 AM EST
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Shortest books of all time:

"Famous French Military Victories"
"Famous French War Heroes"
"French Military Tactics"

Charlie
dbguru Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, May 11 2004, 9:43 AM EST
Joined: 03-06-2002
Posts: 1,300
OK all you BOTL
Raise your right hand if you like the French

























Now, Raise both hands if you are French.






(I just could't resist....
Sorry DB)
Skatty2hotty Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, May 13 2004, 1:33 PM EST
Joined: 05-29-2001
Posts: 288
One of the funniest things to do is go to Google and type "French Military Defeats" and click the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

I'm sure many of you have already seen this.
Skatty2hotty Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, May 13 2004, 1:34 PM EST
Joined: 05-29-2001
Posts: 288
Wait, you need to type "French Military Victories"
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