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RAMBLINGS OR HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
toby and I have been in vegas for almost three weeks. we had planned a two week trip, but to my surprise, i found a canvas chair at wal-mart, that is almost as comfortable as my lazy boy at home. With the extra comfort available, we saw no reason not to stay an extra week.

i must admit it is surreal to be in touch only with each other and every so often realize there are other people scurrying to complete tasks, go to work, or whatever they are doing, seemingly so fast.

we do have a clock in the room to alarm us that the lakers are playing at a certain time, although we did miss the sopranos sunday and we will set the alarm to wake us at 6:00 pm tonight for the repeat.

neither of us has a watch and we don’t have a calendar, but I was told by the management of the apartment we are renting that check out is before noon on a day they referred to as wednesday.

we seem to by ready to rumble at 11:00 pm every night, having slept, read, and generally done nothing all day. I have found nothing to compare with pineapple chicken, served in half a pineapple and pork fried rice, to break-fast. of course there is orange chicken and something called hong kong fried rice, which is filled with shrimp, scallops and other sea food. on the few days that we somehow were awake and hungry before 8:00 pm, the broadway pizza makes the finest white pizza I have had since I left brooklyn and cannolis to make your eyes water.

that fact that we ate unusual food is only the start part. we usually hit the “the palms”, the local playboy club, at midnight to watch the people that used to watch “friends” leaving, having been unsuccessful at finding a partner to share breakfast with. toby pointed out that almost all the girls had hair like one of the characters on “friends,” long and blond and parted in the middle. i believe changing female partners would not be any improvement for the men.

the few handicapped parking spots are always empty and the look of dismay on the faces of the people inside as two people, older then their grandparents, stroll in without the aid of a wheelchair or canes. One young man asked for a light for his cigarette and said, “you da man.”, i guess for living so long. toby bought some exotic ice cream dish and I went to the counter and asked for some more whipped cream for my wife. I told her with the extra whipped cream, i might get lucky that night and the girl changed color from pink to day glow red.

i almost forgot one of the highlights. we found devil dogs, coffee cake, yodels, and ding dongs. Not the
ho ho’s or susy q, junk, but real drakes cakes. since our car is usually packed full when we leave home, it was necessary to find a roof rack for the car to handle the extra $150.00 worth of drakes cakes.

since are gambling consists of nickel, deuces slots, there’s not much to talk about. i did put two quarters in a slot machine at one of the albertson’s and won almost $2.00, my biggest win of the trip.

this morning, i’m sorry to say a ray of reality hit my brain. i was waiting for judge judy to come on at 9:00 am and turned the tv on at quarter after 8:00 am. lo and behold, the interview oliver stone did with castro was on. regardless of your opinion of either man, castro spoke of what he felt were the good things he has done for his country. 0% illiteracy, medical care from womb to tomb, free education up to a phd, infant mortality reduced from 100 per 1000 to 5.9 per 1000. and a few other things. he had no notes.

at 9:00 am judge judy did not come on. instead, i was treated to 13 minutes of little w reading a story. I have to overlook his interrupting my program, he is, as we all agree, sort of, the leader of the free world.

he spoke well with no discernable accent or mispronunciations. He has come along way in that regard.

he took no questions.
Gene363 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,881
Rick,

Glad to hear from you.

People watching is about as fun as anything you can do in public and Las Vegas is the ultimate place to do it.
penzt8 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 06-05-2000
Posts: 1,771
Rick,

Glad to hear you're enjoying life while the rest of us poor suckers are doing the 8 to 5 routine (or some version of it). Hope the extra whipped cream did the trick for ya.

Now I gotta try to get that image outta my head.
puskarich Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 01-04-2003
Posts: 2,143
Glad to see you are having such a good time. Are you running out of Bohemians yet?
JonR Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 02-19-2002
Posts: 9,740
Yo Ricksterman: One of my most favorite songs is Steve Martins " Ramblin Man ". Glad to hear you and Toby are enjoying your vacation. The boards have been relatively quiet without you. There are some Rick wannabes but they don't even come close. Looking forward to your return so I may continue to guide you toward the light. JonR
bloody spaniard Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
While you were gone, closest thing to your "asscerbic" wit were JonR's posts.

Welcome back rachmone conservative!

blood

PS:Named the bird Rico after you & little Caesar.
PPS: Would you AND JonR please e-mail me:
mdi at maranatha dot net
Homebrew Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2003
Posts: 11,885
Welcome Back Rick,
You have been missed, especially by us Bush Bashers. LOL
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)
MACS Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,911
DEVIL DOGS!!??? NO WAY!! I used to LOVE those things.

I was wonderin' where you got off to... now I know. Hope you're enjoying your vacation.
CulleyJC52 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 09-25-2002
Posts: 369
Hi Rick,

Sounds like the perfect getaway, no watches, no calendars.

I have one question, how many of those cigars did you end up smoking that you displayed in your pic with the duffle bad.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
JonR

if i have a near death experience, i'll be looking for you.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#11 Posted:
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Posts: 33,248
bloody spaniard

Sorry, no results were found containing "asscerbic"

what bird?

yes, tomorrow.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#12 Posted:
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MACS(SW)

re getting off, see my paragraph about whipped cream.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
CulleyJC52

i brought back two unopened boxes only because i visited my friends at the indian reservation where i treated myself to a few hundred cigars. they have pre-embargo cuban tobacco which is shipped to some island to be rolled and returned under government seal as authentic cuban leaf. the cigar was $8.00 and it was terrible.
CulleyJC52 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 09-25-2002
Posts: 369
You treated yourself to a few hundred? lol

You should own shares of tupperware

Glad you had a good time
eleltea Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2002
Posts: 4,562
Welcome back, Rick. Your list of Fidel's accomplishments was impressive. No doubt he has a huge illegal immigrant problem, while millions are fleeing our shores because of "little w."
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
eleltea

cuban immigrants, legal and illegal, receive government assistance in the form of steady money, as though they had been paying into social security all their lives. most chose not to work and live on free money permanently. pretty good deal for them.

a great many of our retirees move to europe where with their social security or pensions, can live quite well, something they can't afford to do here.

just some onteresting facts you may not have been aware of.

is it still poor grammer to end a sentence with a preposition?
dbguru Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 03-06-2002
Posts: 1,300
Just a brief welcome back
we missed ya and
I hope your time in Vegas was better than your expectations
gorob23 Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 05-11-2003
Posts: 2,323
Rick Sir you are the Spoon, please get back to work around here now. Welcome back my friend. :)
Rob
Charlie Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
Damn Rick, imagine my surprise (after picking myself up off the floor) to see you actually give GWB a compliment! You must have won some money or one just felt overjoyed to have had so much fun on your vacation!

Welcome back.

Charlie
eleltea Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2002
Posts: 4,562
Rick, the guy they named your favorite cigar after said this about that: "Ending a sentence with a proposition is something up with which I will not put."
--Churchill

I hope you got to dangle your participle a time or two while you away. ;o)

CWFoster Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 12-12-2003
Posts: 5,414
Welcome back Rick! Lost Wages is one of my favorite vacation spots! I usually have to settle for Atlantic City though! Good to see you again!
Cavallo Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 01-05-2004
Posts: 2,796
what eleltea said. :)

glad to see you back, and i loved reading the vacation commentary!
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