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The Golfer (Joke)
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uncleb Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, May 11 2004, 9:04 AM EST
Joined: 11-13-2002
Posts: 1,326

Golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if
they sell ball markers.

The golf pro says they do, and they are $1.00.

The guy gives the golf pro a dollar...

The golf pro opens the register, puts the dollar in and hands him a quarter.
Charlie Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, May 11 2004, 9:10 AM EST
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
Great joke!

Charlie
cayman2b Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, May 11 2004, 2:29 PM EST
Joined: 05-19-2000
Posts: 1,734
dimes work much better!

good one..

cayman2b
MACS Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, May 11 2004, 2:37 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,911
Never tried to golf. I'm great at mini golf though, so I would naturally have to assume that my short game is good and all I gotta do to be on tour is learn how to drive the ball.

Just a joke golfers... I know it's a hard game...
coda Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, May 11 2004, 4:24 PM EST
Joined: 07-27-2003
Posts: 623
Fred was late getting home after his usual Saturday morning golf game, and his wife grilled him as to why.

Fred told her, "Well, I was on my way home, when I saw a lady standing by a car on the side of the road with a flat. I stopped and helped her change her tire, being a good samaritan and all that. I got fairly dirty from the job, and she mentioned that she lived just a couple of blocks away, and that I could wash up there.

"I followed her home, cleaned up, and thankfully drank the beer she offered me. Well, one thing led to another, and I ended up sleeping with her, and that's why I'm late getting home. I'm very, very sorry, but I'd rather be honest with you."

His wife stared at him for a moment and said, "You sonofabitch, you played a second round of golf, didn't you!?!"
calavera Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, May 11 2004, 4:32 PM EST
Joined: 01-26-2002
Posts: 1,868
A man is playing tennis at the club. After the last match, he decides to go inside for a drink. He looks around, realizes that he has nowhere to put the ball, so he shoves it in the pocket of his shorts. He is sitting at the bar, enjoying a Knob Creek when a woman sits down next to him. She looks at the bulge of the tennis ball in his pocket and asks wide eyed "What is that?" "Tennis Ball" he replies. "Ooh" she says "I know how much that must hurt. I have tennis elbow."


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coda Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, May 11 2004, 4:43 PM EST
Joined: 07-27-2003
Posts: 623
Fred was late getting home after his usual Saturday morning golf game, and his wife grilled him as to why.

Fred told her, "Jack and I were playing our game as usual, when suddenly, at the 3rd tee, Jack grabs his chest, spasms, drops to the ground, and dies.

"So, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball, drag Jack, hit the ball, drag Jack...."
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