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Those Leyenda things called cigars...
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FenwayKid Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Jun 22 2001, 2:27 PM EST
Joined: 05-23-2001
Posts: 32
I finally got my hands on one of those things that look like a cigar called Leyenda's. I would honest rather lick my dogs hairy xxxx then smoke another one of those. From the second I went to light it, it smelled awful! And to smoke, get this... I took three or four draws and I couldn't take it anymore. To give you a visual, get a sponge, wash your dishes with it, and then let it sit in the sink w/ a bunch of perishables. I'd suggest some meat, eggs, milk and some old bread shavings, then ring it out and slap it on your tongue and close down. Yummy, huh? I don't believe that some people are bidding on like 50 boxes, ha ha ha..HAVE FUN BUDDY! I'd like to see your face when you get em, I'd rather smoke a Garcia Vega.
tailgater Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Jun 22 2001, 2:42 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
Woof!
Charlie Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Jun 22 2001, 3:04 PM EST
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
If you think those are bad, try an Acid. Charlie
Mr.Mean Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Jun 22 2001, 3:21 PM EST
Joined: 05-16-2001
Posts: 3,025
Don't go near the Knock-Offs Lars Tetens Short Torpedo. Jesus. It was like smoking my grandmothers' hair! 3 hits was all I could stand. The dog backed away and wouldn't come near till after I lit up a La Gloria R series. Please, what are they thinking. "Hmmm. Dominican long filler, Equadorian binder, Brazilian wrapper, then shove it up a cats hole! People will love it!"
joedayan Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Jun 22 2001, 6:06 PM EST
Joined: 04-19-2001
Posts: 261
haven't opened my bundle yet. But after seeing such fine things written about them it appears that my customers will once again bear the brunt of my escapades. Sorry fellows the series r's and the cifuentes will not be on the desk but rather leyendas, don rafeal, those things nestor has with the golf ball logo and of course mayorgas. Buy more of what I sell or suffer the dregs P.S. Thanks for the heads up. My cats and dog's are now safe
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Jun 22 2001, 7:39 PM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
i'm glad i have no taste buds left. i like the acid's and the leyandas i bought for about 90 cents got me to bid on 20 boxes. what do i know. how did the f word slip in and past whoever?
rookie139 Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Jun 22 2001, 11:40 PM EST
Joined: 03-02-2000
Posts: 2,149
It's a weekend Rick...Gonz will peruse the boards and delete/censor the bad words out on Monday morning
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Jun 23 2001, 10:17 AM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
ok. can say all the bad words on friday night. ok darn and by golly.
delarob Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Jul 9 2001, 5:33 AM EST
Joined: 06-28-2001
Posts: 5,318
Don't judge the real Leyendas by the crapola that is being bid on here. Try a real one and taste the difference.
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