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Profiting from the Crisis in Cuba
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eleltea Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 3:14 AM EST
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For most of my life I have been hearing about the Cuban Muscle Crisis. My idea is to open a chain of gyms like Gold's Gyms in Cuba. We help them, we make money, and we have a tax-deductible reason to go there and load up on stogies. Anyone out there want to invest with me?
00camper Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 3:53 AM EST
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And all this time I thought it was the Cuban Mussel Crisis. All I wanted to do was ease the shellfish shortage there by is opening a raw bar. Maybe eleltea and I could join forces to end both crises.
gerber Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 6:39 AM EST
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Let the Catholic Church have a free hand there and I think we'll have this Cuban Missal Crisis solved in no time.
00camper Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 8:39 AM EST
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I say we send Japanese grocers to end the Cuban Miso Crisis.
lukin Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 9:36 AM EST
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lets not just limit it to the catholic religion how about the jews get their turn...the cuban mazo crisis?
xibbumbero Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 9:39 AM EST
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Don't forget the Cuban Miss crisis. X
lukin Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 9:43 AM EST
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i know its really humid there....the cuban moss crisis?
THL Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 10:08 AM EST
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And to think I've sending Cheerios to help with the Cuban "Mueslix" crisis! DOH!
Charlie Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 11:02 AM EST
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Duh, can't think of another one! This is funny as hell, oh how about the Cuban misiletoe crisis>?

Charlie
lukin Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 12:00 PM EST
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too many ladies in cuba not enough men...the cuband mister crisis
legendarywilly Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 12:38 PM EST
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i'm packing my bags and starting a traveling side show to help out the Cuban Minstrel Crisis
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 6:48 PM EST
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Charlie

sort of like meet me at the pawnshop and i'll kiss you under the balls.
MACS Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 6:51 PM EST
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Dammit!! I looked in the humidor today and sure enough, 5 of my Monte #2's are gone... it's a Cubans missing Crisis!!
tpottiger Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 7:15 PM EST
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Not enough thinking going on down there: the Cuban Mus-ing Crisis
pabloescabar Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 8:24 PM EST
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crisis smisis...
lukin Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Jun 25 2004, 12:07 AM EST
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Since I love the stuff almost as much as cigars...how about the Cuban Mustard Crisis
00camper Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Jun 25 2004, 6:05 AM EST
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We should send stenographers to end the Cuban Missive Crisis...
gerber Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Jun 25 2004, 6:49 AM EST
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Just when you're ready to breathe a sigh of relief, that cuban menstral crisis comes back again.
Charlie Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Jun 25 2004, 7:03 AM EST
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Rick

You made me fall out of my chair laughing (FOMCL) at the "meet me at the pawn shop, I will kiss you under the balls" reference!

Sorta like the Cuban balls may fall crisis!

Charlie
DrMaddVibe Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Jun 25 2004, 7:41 AM EST
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Rick...that taint funny!
00camper Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Jun 25 2004, 7:42 PM EST
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The chronic shortage of indentured servants has come to be known as the Cuban Vassal Crisis.
Charlie Offline
#22 Posted: Sat, Jun 26 2004, 8:19 AM EST
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Thinking along the line of latest fiction: Cubans want to get a clear and precise meaning of the word isis!!!!!!!!!

Charlie
eleltea Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, Jun 26 2004, 9:43 AM EST
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You guys are too funny. I kind of like the Muscellaneous Board when it's not mean and vicious. Habba you?
Charlie Offline
#24 Posted: Sat, Jun 26 2004, 9:54 AM EST
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...and I like New York in June, Habba you!?!?"

Charlie
CWFoster Offline
#25 Posted: Sat, Jun 26 2004, 3:33 PM EST
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I propose we send massage therapists to allevieate the Cuban Massage Crisis!
00camper Offline
#26 Posted: Sat, Jun 26 2004, 8:05 PM EST
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How 'bout we send a Phillips or Pfeiffer and end the Cuban Michelle Crisis?
JonR Offline
#27 Posted: Sat, Jun 26 2004, 8:21 PM EST
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How about sending handkerchiefs to eliminate the Cuban mucus crises.

JonR
00camper Offline
#28 Posted: Sun, Jun 27 2004, 5:28 PM EST
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Send more Agave Cactus to end the Cuban Mescal Crisis!
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