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What a Hangover, But it was worth it.
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Homebrew Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 12:13 PM EST
Joined: 02-11-2003
Posts: 11,885
Man what a night.
Yesterday evening, a few friends stopped by, and took me to a Strip Club, for a batchlor party. It was the usual scene, a bunch of drunking debachery. Great cigars, very goodlooking young strippers. One of the girls was stareing at me, and she looked a little familiar. When she started her show, I recognised her. She had gotten kicked out of her parents house, when she was sixteen, and my girlfriend and I took her in, nad gave her a place to stay, while she finished High School, and got on her feet. She was dating my girlfriends son, so it was kind of stressful for awhile. I had not seen her for some time, about 5 years. She is now 24, dropdead beautiful, single mom, and going into her senior year, at UofA. With a dbl. major, in buisness, and Economics.
After her show, she came over to say hi, and told me what she had been doing. I visited with her, for awhile, and went back to the party. A little bit later, she started bringing the other girls by to meet me, it seems that I had made a mark on her life, and she wanted all her friends to meet the man who helped change her life. I don't remember how I did this, but she says I did. To make a long story short, I was a favorite of the girls last night, and really special, to a couple of Bisexual girls who I made breakfast for this afternoon. I have a standing invitation to come back anytime, as do they. LOL I LOVE MY LIFE.
I sure am glad I am single.
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)
P.S. Hell of a hangover But it was worth it.
hensed Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 12:20 PM EST
Joined: 07-16-2003
Posts: 1,268
Can I live vicariously through you? LOL
RDC Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 12:51 PM EST
Joined: 01-21-2000
Posts: 5,874
WHOA!!! Hot Lesbian sex:-) Send pictures I believe you still have my email.

dave97402 Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 1:10 PM EST
Joined: 12-24-2003
Posts: 3,598
I hate you
Buddha Daddy Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 2:01 PM EST
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Lucky ****.
Seth Gekko Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 2:28 PM EST
Joined: 01-30-2004
Posts: 2,311
Congrats man. . . . . . it wears you out though, doesn't it? Afterwards, you feel like you ran a triathlon with weights around your feet. . . .
JonR Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 4:10 PM EST
Joined: 02-19-2002
Posts: 9,740
Yo Dave:

Sounds like you hit the jackpot !

I've been single for 61 years and enjoyed every single minute of freedom. Being single means not having to feel guilty, LOL.

JonR
hdking Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 5:19 PM EST
Joined: 10-12-2003
Posts: 1,155
dave do you still need a roomate.
i can start packing tonight.

hdking
Homebrew Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2004, 5:33 PM EST
Joined: 02-11-2003
Posts: 11,885
LOL,
Yep, it does wear you out. That was the longest nap, I've taken. LOL and I think I feel another coming on. I am hoping for a repeat performance, in the near future, but now I gotta rest. A long work weekend kicks off in the Morning.
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)
P.S. Not really trying to rub it in, but I had to tell someone;-)
Lowman Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Jun 25 2004, 3:47 AM EST
Joined: 12-03-2002
Posts: 6,982
Woo Hoo !!! Congrats, Homie !!!

Keep us posted on the events to follow...

"a couple of Bisexual girls who I made breakfast for this afternoon"

... mmmmm... Bisexual girls... mmmmm

... mmmmm... breakfast... mmmmm

Low

You lucky dog...
al'Thor Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Jun 25 2004, 4:46 AM EST
Joined: 06-17-2003
Posts: 2,793
"...mmm....breakfast..."

ROTFLMAO!! Thanks for remembering other priorities, Low.

Dave, I have a request - keep a diary and keep us updated weekly - instead of 'Red Shoe Diaries' it could be 'Homebrew Diaries' you could even include a review of each cigar you smoked after your escapades....
kornazoo Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Jun 25 2004, 5:47 AM EST
Joined: 12-03-2003
Posts: 312
I find myself rereading "a standing invitation to come back anytime"......sounds like a line from a porn movie(or so I have been told).
Da-Glyde Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Jun 25 2004, 7:57 AM EST
Joined: 10-25-2003
Posts: 892
Dave you get it on tape??? HAHA I am sure it would be a popular trade here!!! I need to get out more!!

GIG'em
nfldraftman Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Jun 25 2004, 8:05 AM EST
Joined: 01-28-2004
Posts: 642
Nobody likes a braggart.
Sylance Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Jun 25 2004, 8:27 AM EST
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Posts: 592
Homebrew,

UofA? You a fellow Tucsonan?
billyjackson Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Jun 25 2004, 10:54 AM EST
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Posts: 2,860
Dave,

If you let me tag along next time, I'll give you my best...

PAM
Avo Legacy
VSG Torp
Anejo Shark

and if one of them is actually Cuban....
Monte 2
PSD EL
Cuaba
H.upmann

Hell....you can't handle em all anyway....might as well get some gars out of the contacts (would that qualify as Pimp Sticks?)
Nabaclish Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Jun 25 2004, 2:17 PM EST
Joined: 05-30-2004
Posts: 98
Why isn't this in the Picture Post forum, Dave, with some snaps so we don't have to visualize? :D

Yours,
Sheila
lukin Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Jun 25 2004, 2:51 PM EST
Joined: 03-31-2004
Posts: 2,205
If homebrew doesn't have any pics...maybe he can describe the action in detail and you and tracy can then simulate them and post the pics...i'm sure that would be a worthy substitute :)
Nabaclish Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Jun 25 2004, 3:09 PM EST
Joined: 05-30-2004
Posts: 98
Unfortunately, Tracy's camera shy... and I don't think Trish would allow us to post them... but it's an interesting idea...

Yours,
Sheila
eleltea Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Jun 25 2004, 5:10 PM EST
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Posts: 4,562
Feelin kinda old.
Homebrew Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Jun 25 2004, 7:28 PM EST
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LOL You guys are great.
I am still trying to recover, I'm not a spring chicken any more. LOL But I think I at least have some new friends. I didn't get it on tape, and I also didn't get any pictures. I just met these girls, and I didn't want to offend them by suggesting such a thing, on a first encounter. Give me time LOL
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)
TrishS@CigarBid Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Jun 29 2004, 6:25 AM EST
Joined: 06-13-2001
Posts: 3,172
Sheila,

You're right, I wouldn't be able to approve those pics, but the boys in the office would love it.

Dave?? Glad to know being a nice guy pays off once in a while, huh?? LOL
jackconrad Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Jun 29 2004, 11:22 AM EST
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
I VOTE THIS THE MOST COMPELLING STORY OF THE MONTH !! CONGRADULATIONS
chipslave Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Jun 29 2004, 12:40 PM EST
Joined: 06-19-2003
Posts: 3,145
Homebrew...

When is the last time we hung out? I am thinking ROADTRIP! I will be down to Arkansas soon! LOL
Homebrew Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Jun 29 2004, 1:06 PM EST
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LOL
Chipslave,
You are always welcome, in my home, humi., and Bar. Maybe go to the strip clubs, but afterwards, your on your own. LOL
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)
tailgater Offline
#26 Posted: Tue, Jun 29 2004, 1:48 PM EST
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Posts: 26,185
A gentleman never kiss and tells.

So don't tell us about the kiss!
jgjam Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Jun 29 2004, 3:22 PM EST
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Posts: 909
Dave... I am so envious!!!!

John
0patience Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Jun 29 2004, 5:19 PM EST
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Posts: 1,023
Dog gone, I thought my boy was substituting Penthouse forum for cigarbid forum on my PC there for a bit. LOL!!
Homebrew Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, Jun 29 2004, 6:53 PM EST
Joined: 02-11-2003
Posts: 11,885
Tailgater wrote,
"A gentleman never kiss and tells."
Wow, Noone ever accused me of being a gentleman.
LOL
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)
Sonny_LSU Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, Jun 30 2004, 6:07 AM EST
Joined: 11-21-2002
Posts: 1,835
LOL! D@mn, Homie!

I hope you plan to take some of ol' grandad's stash and a PAM for reflection later in the week;)

Now, (here comes the LSU jab) I bet bj's in Ark. are nice, seeing as they ain't got no teeth!!!!!!j/k;)
rmarrandino Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, Jun 30 2004, 8:19 AM EST
Joined: 12-07-2002
Posts: 893
Herf at Dave's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way, what was the name of the place you visited???????????????
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