going around in email... i take no credit for this brilliant idea. :)
I think I have the perfect solution for the
Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Since the Palestinians
want a homeland, and it doesn't seem that chopping up
tiny Israel even smaller than it already is, is a
satisfactory solution. Let's give France to the
Palestinians!
The French have already stated that nothing is worth
fighting for. Besides, France has better irrigation
and soil than the West Bank and Gaza strip. Its the
perfect solution. The French won't even fight back.
And how about a new name for this Franco-Palestine?
How about Frankenstein?
Let there be peace on Earth and let it begin with FRANCE!