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wheelrite Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2008, 1:16 PM EST
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Know what they have in common..

The more you drink,the more strokes it takes to finish..

wheel,
wvwa34 Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2008, 2:46 PM EST
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how true..............
8trackdisco Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2008, 3:47 PM EST
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They are all fun, can be expensive, and after a couple of days without, you start looking forward to the next round.
wheelrite Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2008, 3:55 PM EST
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^^
Very true..

wheel,
tbrochin Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2008, 3:59 PM EST
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The more you drink, the harder it is to find the hole.
wheelrite Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2008, 4:00 PM EST
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^ Depends on your Putter,,

wheel,
tbrochin Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2008, 4:02 PM EST
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^ I've heard the two ball putter is very effective.



Mine is a little offset though.
wheelrite Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2008, 4:05 PM EST
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Long Shaft Putter here,,,


wheel,
tbrochin Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2008, 4:07 PM EST
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Just make sure to get eye level with the hole so you can see the break.

And don't be afraid to break out the big stick when you're lying in the rough. Sometimes you can get it in the hole!
edsbar60 Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2008, 6:39 PM EST
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^Reminds me of an old joke I forgot about;

A 4 year old boy was taking a bath with his mommy one day and finally asked her a question. He looked at her chest and asked what those were. Surprised, she quickly came up with an answer. She said they were her headlights. When they got out of the bath and saw mommy drying herself and asked her what is that between her legs. Mommy again quickly replied that's my grass. The boy said okay and finished his bath and went to bed.

The next day, mommy couldn't give him a bath because she had to go to work early, so she asked daddy to let him take a shower with him. So the boy got in the shower and looked his daddy up and down. Then he finally asked him what that was below his waist. Surprised by the question he quickly came up with an answer. Daddy said that's my snake. The boy finished his shower and went to bed.

That night, the family all watched a scary movie and then they all went to bed. The little boy was scared from the movie and went into his parent's room and asked if he could sleep with them. They said okay. So, he got under the covers and kept the sheet over his head because he was still scared.

All of a sudden he popped up and said Mommy, Mommy turn on your headlights!!! Daddy's snake is in your grass!!!


LOL!
Palama Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Jan 2 2023, 8:08 PM EST
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Somewhere in Heaven, Wheel is having a good time!
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